Jerzy Swirski

In 2021, Thailand produced 1,247,600 metric tons of bananas, placing it 19th in the world for banana production. Thailand's banana production is expected to slightly decrease to 1,206,400 metric tons by 2026

I have been looking at the WMdolls website and decided not to buy. There is a serious problem. I cannot speak for everyone but the Vag depth is insufficient for me

I'll take #354 She appears to waste less money on groceries

More details please, before I shell out 1900 bucks. Does she take it up the chuff whilst making a sandwich ?

So do you think they will accept any unsupported squiggle ?

I get the Kamnan to sign and stamp mine

You owe me a new keyboard, I just spat my coffee out. Please post the worser one.

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Ahhh........sua long hay........now we are talking proper food One of the best Thai dishes

I have had two colonoscopies. Got them both done at one of the RAM hospitals. Cost was about 25,000 baht each. The op is no problem but the bowel prep is not pleasant

Very helpful of the "burglar" to leave the boxes behind as it helps to verify to the insurance company how many watches were "stolen"

Not correct. It is using a word that sounds similar. If I called you a "banker" that would be a malapropism. No offence intended.

Ditto Don't let it go uncorrected or before long everyone in the group will be misusing the word. Rather than correct someone to their face and maybe in front of friends, I politely tell them that they should google the word. "Frottage" is a prime example of a misused word.

Hit her with the truth and ask her if she has a friend who is more energetic in bed as her performance is below average. Three possible outcomes. a. She bucks her ideas up. You win. b. She gets you a better performer. You win. c. She walks out in a hissy fit. You look for the next one.

My guess would be......NO I have 3 phase electricity in my house and outside in the road there are 5 lines One for each phase, one ground and one for street lighting.

I had no problem registering a car in another province. No questions were asked I liked the old number and didn't want to change it. I have also renewed the tax using my local DLT Again no problems

I have owned two Ford Focus in Thailand. Both were very good cars and just as reliable as all the Toyota I have owned. However you must be careful which model you buy. Forget the 1.5 turbo Ecosport because the engine has a bad design. It is called the Ecoboom by traders for a reason. The earlier models have the SportShift gearbox There are two types of SportShift gearboxes, the DCT250 and the DCT450. The DCT250 has a dry clutch and is plagued with problems. The DCT450 has a wet clutch and is reliable but don't miss a gearbox oil change. There was a small batch of Mk1 Focus TDCi imported around 2008 with manual transmission. If I could find a good low mileage example at a sensible price I would buy it. Many parts are available online. I also order parts from MIck's garage in Ireland. Good service and prices. I avoid the main Ford Stealership because of their high prices and long delivery times.

Some types of tint interfere with GPS signals. If you use any GPS devices in your car then make sure you get a type that is suitable.

Are you sure about that? I don't even take my car to the DLT to renew my tax. They only want the blue book and insurance and money. No inspection ever needed for tax, only for change of ownership. Anyway, let's move on. This thread is supposed to be about window tint.

You can't even get my name right so no chance of getting your facts right. I bought the vehicle in Bangkok and then registered it myself in my home province. I was refused a registration plate because the tint was 5% over the limit. Moral of the story is to get the vehicle registered before having the tint installed.

Sorry but they do have the equipment. I registered a new vehicle some years back and they used a meter to measure the tint. I had to remove the brand new tint before they would register it.

I purposely used the world peasants rather than natives. There are plenty of farang peasants to be avoided

Doesn't really matter which province you live in. Just make sure you live far enough away from the peasants so that you cannot see, hear or smell them.

We have hard water where I live and I found the diaphragm type to be useless as they clogged up every 6 months. I have installed very cheap plastic water valves in all the toilets and another one to control the water level in the swimming pool. All working fine after 4 years.

Exactly what I was thinking. However immigration only get to see the bank book and a 12 month statement. Is the Lien on the money noted in either?