Jerzy Swirski

Might as well put up a christmas tree, burn a guy and eat some chocolate eggs whilst you are at it.

I have been wanting to get a Wise Card for years. After waiting all this time I can now have one but cannot use it in Thailand to withdraw cash. Absolutely useless for me, I won't bother getting one.

How about "Chang" Does that answer two questions?

I reached drinking age at the start of the UK pub culture era. My entire social life was centered around pubs. I ended up being an alcoholic. Fortunately I have strong will power and gave up drinking and smoking many years ago. I would still go out drinking with my buddies but only have soft drinks. Yes, life is a bit boring now but that is because all my buddies have died and not because I miss the booze.

This is something I worry about. I live in the sticks. No buses, no taxis, no grab, no uber and no other driver. Also 7-11 don't deliver to my house. I have no choice, I have to drive to get food.

I think it is for the too weak millionaire

Yes there are. In my town there is a cemetery specifically for foreigners with no bias as to race or religion. The majority are British, Dutch and Japanese

Everyone in my workshop was made to say Widdershins and Deasil.

Well it did Shutter up

Well she should check before opening her mouth. Here it is again in plain text copied from the Krungsri website. "The User can apply for krungsri application through the channels specified by the Bank, such as the Bank’s branches or the Bank’s application installed on mobile phone or tablet that can be connected to the Bank's network. The User must fill out all required information completely and accurately. The basic qualification of the User is to be of age 12 or over but not exceeding 70 years. The registration will be valid when the User receives a confirmation message via e-mail address or mobile phone number registered with the Bank. " This is why I never recommend Krungsri to anyone. It took ages for me to change over to Biz Online because of ambiguous and conflicting instructions. Everything was done in Thai language so no language translation problems. I pity anyone who tries doing this using English only

Yes you can still do it. I changed to Biz Online a couple of weeks ago. It was a bit of a kerfuffle as their instructions were confusing but I got there eventually

At the K PLUS app : Go to the K PLUS app and select the “Transactions” menu. Enter your password to log in. Select “Withdraw” from the home screen. Select the amount you wish to withdraw and press “Next” or “Confirm”. Check your withdrawal details and click “Next” or “Confirm”. At K-ATM : On the K-ATM screen, select the “Cardless Withdrawal” menu. Select “K PLUS” The screen will display a QR Code. Return to the K PLUS app and press “Scan QR” to scan the QR Code at the ATM. Sounds far too complicated for me. Plus it has to be a KBank ATM

He should open a photographic shop and call is Prints by Andrew

Melania is a clever lady. Trump will never divorce her because the settlement would be massive. She is probably encouraging him to bang as many porn stars as possible. That way she never has to service him herself and is free to spend all his money.

Happened to me about 4 years back. Apparently they just wanted pictures of themselves to send to the boss to show how hard working they are.

Skirting board ladder Sky hooks Pigeon milk (one apprentice let a pigeon loose in the office and said - Milk it your bloody self. Adjustable metric spanner (one apprentice actually came back with one stamped as metric)

I asked my doctor about your observations and he said the people in your gym are suffering from coprophilia .

If I am travelling economy and my cervical spondylosis starts hurting will I be upgraded to premium business ?

Damn, have I been doing it wrong for the past 50 years

That was not the question I was thinking about. But I googled it and now have the answer. They both menstruated at the same time, so no real advantage.

I enjoy having IBS Going to the toilet is like a box of chocolates You never know what you are getting next

The airplane. It ushered in the concept of waging war against civilians. Before aircraft it was soldier fighting soldier.

I suspect that you have misinterpreted the situation. The large bodied lunging farang is angry with you because you had sex with a woman. He wants you for himself. He will find you and teach you the meaning of love. Better get the Vaseline ready. 😀

I like the look of that What batteries does it take? I hate the AAA type

Maybe he is crying to gain empathy with Taksin supporters. He needs all the votes he can get with the upcoming election