FriscoKid

They’re all virgins, utterly obsessed with sex, and of course, only with you. They’re all absolutely crazy about you. Let’s be honest, they’ve never met a man older than their own father who they’ve connected with as deeply both spiritually, romantically, and everything else as they do with you. The others? Well, they just haven’t quite gotten familiar with the size of the bulge in your back pocket yet. But don’t lose hope. Give them a little more time. Eventually, they’ll come to their senses. It’s inevitable. First lesson in Knight in Shining Armor School: patience. You’re never going to really lose the girl, but occasionally, you just might lose your turn.

You could still continue your “night in shining armor syndrome” and save her from her demise. Surely, nothing a few bank transfers and some English classes can’t sort out. Those Flippers are normally good English language learners: Ayy naku! Dis morning, I wake up early… but not because I want! My neighbor singing videoke again—so loud! His voice? Like a goat with a sore throat! Den I make coffee, but no more sugar! So I put condensed milk… ay, too much! Now my coffee is like candy. But it’s okay, sweet like me! Den my mother say, ‘Hoy! Go to market, buy fish! No junk food ha?!’ So I say, ‘Yes, mother!’ …but I buy chichirya. It’s not junk food, ha? It’s energy! Ayy, life is hard, but at least WiFi is strong! Pwede na!

Makes total sense now. So she’s special and different. See, I completely missed the point before. 😂

Why not? What good is a round one anyway?

Says Sir Uphill Gardener…

Mate, you wouldn’t know what to do with a spliff, even if somebody lit it, stuck it in your mouth and smoked it for you. 😂

Does he need to act? He's open about his pillow biting obsession: Spacey released a statement on Twitter where he said, “I have loved and had romantic encounters with men throughout my life, and I choose now to live as a gay man.”

he's not a nonce?

Full marks for importing a ham sandwich into a 5-star buffet. What could possibly go wrong?

Well now, laddie, that's not quite the soft touch innit.

I'll take the one with the furriest growler. Post-ops need-not apply.

Met up with a friend in trannyland, Bits-of-Bob from Bumbblington, top cross-dresser. We've just shared a ladyboy, something I rarely do with a mate, but it emptied out my ball-bag to no end. Currently sat in my crappy, little, windowless, one-room hovel with a direct, high-speed connection to AN and Booby is getting the meth vapes in. Things can only get more pear shaped and even more wonky and full of tosh from here. regards, Bungholio

And the history of Kashmir as told by Jimmy Page to The Edge

Yes, I would definitely put Kashmir in the top three. I think it's hard to actually narrow it down to just one song and say this is the best Led Zeppelin song of all time. One of the best live performances of Kashmir was from the Celebration Day album and performance at the O2. And another amazing Robert Plant live performance from his later years: Below might be one of Led Zeppelin best performances of all time. 😂

Top 10 greatest Led Zeppelin songs of all time: Kashmir Ramble On Stairway To Heaven Babe I’m Gonna Leave You The Ocean No Quarter Good Times Bad Times Black Dog Whole Lotta Love When The Levee Breaks Hey, Hey, What Can I Do --- Sorry, that's 12 😂

An interesting piece of Led Zeppelin history is that their debut album was initially released only in the US, where it received mostly negative reviews. One of the harshest critiques came from Rolling Stone magazine itself. Despite the criticism, Led Zeppelin was touring the US and selling out every show. While the critics had little good to say, the audience couldn’t get enough of them. You can read the Rolling Stone review below: Rolling Stone Magazine Led Zeppelin I By John Mendelsohn March 15, 1969 The popular formula in England in this, the aftermath era of such successful British bluesmen as Cream and John Mayall, seems to be: add, to an excellent guitarist who, since leaving the Yardbirds and/or Mayall, has become a minor musical deity, a competent rhythm section and pretty soul-belter who can do a good spade imitation. The latest of the British blues groups so conceived offers little that its twin, the Jeff Beck Group, didn’t say as well or better three months ago, and the excesses of the Beck group’s Truth album (most notably its self-indulgence and restrictedness), are fully in evidence on Led Zeppelin‘s debut album. Jimmy Page, around whom the Zeppelin revolves, is, admittedly, an extraordinarily proficient blues guitarist and explorer of his instrument’s electronic capabilities. Unfortunately, he is also a very limited producer and a writer of weak, unimaginative songs, and the Zeppelin album suffers from his having both produced it and written most of it (alone or in combination with his accomplices in the group). The album opens with lots of guitarrhythm section exchanges (in the fashion of Beck’s “Shapes of Things” on “Good Times Bad Times,” which might have been ideal for a Yardbirds’ B-side. Here, as almost everywhere else on the album, it is Page’s guitar that provides most of the excitement. “Babe I’m Gonna Leave You” alternates between prissy Robert Plant‘s howled vocals fronting an acoustic guitar and driving choruses of the band running down a four-chord progression while John Bonham smashes his cymbals on every beat. The song is very dull in places (especially on the vocal passages), very redundant, and certainly not worth the six-and-a-half minutes the Zeppelin gives it. Two much-overdone Willie Dixon blues standards fail to be revivified by being turned into showcases for Page and Plant. “You Shook Me” is the more interesting of the two — at the end of each line Plant’s echo-chambered voice drops into a small explosion of fuzz-tone guitar, with which it matches shrieks at the end. The album’s most representative cut is “How Many More Times.” Here a jazzy introduction gives way to a driving (albeit monotonous) guitar-dominated background for Plant’s strained and unconvincing shouting (he may be as foppish as Rod Stewart, but he’s nowhere near so exciting, especially in the higher registers). A fine Page solo then leads the band into what sounds like a backwards version of the Page-composed “Beck’s Bolero,” hence to a little snatch of Albert King’s “The Hunter,” and finally to an avalanche of drums and shouting. In their willingness to waste their considerable talent on unworthy material the Zeppelin has produced an album which is sadly reminiscent of Truth. Like the Beck group they are also perfectly willing to make themselves a two- (or, more accurately, one-a-half) man show. It would seem that, if they’re to help fill the void created by the demise of Cream, they will have to find a producer (and editor) and some material worthy of their collective attention. https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-album-reviews/led-zeppelin-i-187298/

Almost doesn't count, right Bob?

After printing them up 1000 times already, I'd hate to see your printing bill. Must be painful on the wallet.

Well, cheer up, Bob. One minute you’re the high-rolling big-baller king of Hong Kong, swimming in cash and escorts, and the next, you’re back in Thailand, sulking heavily into your keyboard again, and with Mrs. Smith bossing you around. It's totally understandable. Just a classic case of post-escort blues. Maybe a hand-jobby hobby would help? Something other than counting the days until your next rant about a country you "can’t stand for even a second" but refuse to leave. Just a thought...

is there anyone left who hasn't?

Must admit Bob, this topic isn't one of your best windups, but I do give you credit for putting in the added effort on all the BS replies. What else you gonna do on a boring Sunday, right?

Blighty no, HK no, Russia or N. Korea then???

Lucky man you are. Never did myself, sadly. Did you ever see them in NYC at MSG? That's where the live album the Song Remains The Same was recorded. I think that was the peak of their live performances, just after Zoso was released. I've seen Floyd, U2, Aerosmith, The Kinks, INXS, RHCP, etc.

https://www.limetorrents.lol/ - That's just what a friend told me. Lol.

I think it's showing in theaters in Europe and parts of the US right now. I don't know if it will ever make it to the theaters in Thailand.