lucjoker

Wonder whether it was the bus or the motorcycle that was cornering on the wrong side of the road ...or both ?

Normally both would corner the wrong side ....and then there is no accident.

But probably 1 of the drivers was careful and sober ?

It was in a high end shop ,they sell also sunglasses from "Lay Ban "

Wrong.

Malay grass will thrive in the shade.

If in sha

I've never seen or heard about Thai grass. Do you have a picture of it ?

Here is your picture,you can see those nice turfs every ware in thailand

Most thai drive slow on the fast(right) lane ,the rest drives in the middle and the left lane (slow) is considered the lane -of -shame .

I just arrive from hua Hin back in Pattaya,slow drivers on the middle and right lane block all traffic and are making driving dangerous.

Those drivers dont do this on purpose ,they are just telephoning ,sleeping,picking their nose ........and did not even notice the thousands of cars

around them .They can hit the brakes in the middle or right lane just to do a left turn ,as if they are alone on that road.

So ,who wants to change the side of driving ?

If thai call me "Falang",i call them "china -man" .

I look at a thai and say: " you china-man ,come here"

When he say: " i'm not china-man"

I answer : "yes ,you are because you have a small nose ,and all people with small noses are " China man"

As long as you call me "falang" i call you "china man "

Try it out!

The first police man who call you falang ,tell him he's a china man !lol

the real problem is : those people did not drink enough ,because they could still aim straight !

Also the one who drank and later drove home ,again ...it is velly danjelous to dlink not enough !

If jou dlink enougf jou can not dlive nor shooot anymole ...wich is velly save !

i'm on holiday in Hua Hin , i see farang working in many restaurants ,serving beers and food ,doing the "check bins......

They stand behind the counters , and work openly .This i have never seen in Pattaya.

Try the Russian go go bars on Walking street.

They have a menu below 20 000 bht ?

And they still beat you up if you dont offer champagne to every lady ?

Looks a great idea!

make sure the grass area is in full sun,grass will not grow in the shade .

You will never see grass in the shade of a tree,unless it is plastic grass.

I gave up grass after 10 times ,so good luck.

Wrong.

Malay grass will thrive in the shade.

i tried 4 different types of grass ,also the grass that grows in the shade .....all BS

Show me a picture with grass under a palm tree ,and the nutrients ? Not 1 thai knows about it ,they all tell you what you want to hear ,they want to sell and the sooner your plants die the more they like it .Q1:"can this plant stay in the sun all day?" A: "yes yes ,this plant love sun makmaak "

Q2: "why do you put these plants under netting here on the market ?" A; yes ,we sell nettings also,but no need for these plants."

BS,don't believe salesmen, there are almost no plants that survive in full sun ,i said almost ,and surely not 1 plant that is sold under the nettings .

For the rest : send me the pictures of grass under palm trees....before you say "wrong"

i'm on holiday in Hua Hin , i see farang working in many restaurants ,serving beers and food ,doing the "check bins......

They stand behind the counters , and work openly .This i have never seen in Pattaya.

make sure the grass area is in full sun,grass will not grow in the shade .

You will never see grass in the shade of a tree,unless it is plastic grass.

I gave up grass after 10 times ,so good luck.

live around Pattaya for 11 years,

never saw clean water (nor in Jomptien)

So we went for a holiday to the Andaman sea (Khao lak)

The water should be crystal clear ,but it's not , it is better than Pattaya for sure ,but

not really clean .

So ,i gave up my hope to find the clear waters of my childhood ,it does not exist any more .

This was the last holiday we spend in expensive resorts with a polluted sea.

The children wont go in the water because their skin starts itching right away, i couldn't believe it and

went in myself and my skin started itching also .( center beach in Khao Lak )

We will not continue to Pucket ,but turn back home .

From now on we will only swim in our pool at home ,i wont wast time on seaside holidays anymore.

the bear who shot him escaped in the " jungle" behind the Pa Klongcheep shooting range !

Beware of bears ,they can be armed and dangerous !

What about the majority being lesbians? How will this fit the theory ? LOL

Go to Big C ,buy a frozen duck,beat the dog with the frozen duck until it is completely unfrozen .

If this does not help put your dog in the freezer,for a week or so ,that will cool him down !

To show your neighbor that you are really sorry ,buy him a gun and ask him to shoot your dogs

whenever they run loose on his property.

And now it's coffee time

Very strange ..... most Thais have no balls and are alive and kicking ?

i would ask all Thais to get really drunk as soon as possible during songkran ,

because drunk people will not drive or for sure not very far ,so less drivers on the street .....less accidents ?

At least 1 thing they will do as asked ?

Simple solution:

take the dog,kill him where he killed your chicken,dismember him..........

When the owner comes ,show him the scene and call the police : dog broke in and the chickens killed him in the fight .

The dog clearly entered to murder the chicken ,but he didn't survive .

Don't forget to stuff a feather in the dogs ass !

thai dont need alcohol to fall off their motosykes,but it helps.

2 reason : every tap is leaking AND 95% of the beer is water .

It is the mistake of the media !

They speak of "something they never saw" of 500 pounds !

It is normal they try to open this "thing" and take the 500 pound !

Look at the rate today :

Wouldn't you open this ?

I would !

"..... will not make eye contact with me when I speak to them or when they speak to me."

Do you have smelly breath ?

Maybe your eyes stand on your back?

Do you baby-sit a lot?

Dis you look at yourself in a mirror lately?

Most Australians ,English and Americans,Russians ,even French ...are very humble , witch is understandable

if you only speak 1 language and depend on your lady to fix the daily things and speak in your behalf.

Isn't it ?

They understand that even most Africans,Filipinos ,Indian ,Vietnamese ,Pakistanis,.... speak more languages than them .

Even their Thai lady will speak more English after 1 year,than them speak Thai ,isn't it ?

So that's why they confuse big mouths with big brains ?