lucjoker

unbelievable ,contaminated water in a garbage dump ?

From old batteries ? Or gearbox oil? .......................

And they find this out already?

After trowing away culture for hundreds of years ,now they going to check every street ?

(because there is a garbage dump in the make in almost every street)

And the seawater near Pattaya's beaches? They tested this also? (no, did not want to damage their instrument)

this was the question:

How long did it take to communicate effectively with your Thai partner?

It took me 1 hour to "communicate"her in my bed.

Could have been 5 minutes less or more.

What a man! You ARE da man. I wish I could be as manly and handsome as you, and pull a new one every night.

Everyone's a hansum man here and you don't need to 'pull one' every night, they'll pull you.

Thanks Sea-"stallion " ,for answering the stupid question of the jealous-moron .

He forgot what joking is ,probably too much cheap charly Chang beer ?

....are you still reading ?

Really ?

Yep, but don't get it. Are you from the future?

yes, and i'm looking at you right now!

If you want to see me : run very fast and close your eyes...you will be among the stars very soon.

the good thing is : ones your thai builder has finished ,you will have the "old barn" look !

The big windows will act like stoves if the slightest sun light comes on them.

So you can sleep on the flat roof under a mosquito-net ,with is the coolest place (ex.aircon room)

And your wife can cook on the roof ,the wind will take away every smell !

So ones the cement -floor is finished....stop building ,think of it as your roof !

You will save a lot of money!

And when it rains ????

Well ,your house will be cleaned and the dishes done !

And the bed,in the rain ?

Sleep "under" your bed ,as your wife likes the best ,super cool !

Also your toilet pot will be topped up every time it rains ,is that not fantastic?

And in the dry season ?

Make a well in the middle of the living space and put some fish in it ....are you still reading ?

Really ?

If you want i can sell you the floor-plan ,just give me the

In Thailand, only international schools could be considered as a real school.

you must be joking ?

The ex-postman,ex-gardener ......penniless in Thailand .....do the only thing they are allowed here ... teach children how to speak an english "slang" .

Later those children will not find good work here ,because they are as handicapped as their teachers,namely not be able to read and write thai language.

So they will work under the supervision of a young boy who speaks and reads and writes thai and english .And were did his boss learn thai ?

Not during the few hours a week in the expensive international school ,believe me . Only in a thai school off course. What the thai school does not teach him ,you have to teach him yourself.

You give him all the knowledge he needs ,travel to europe ( or where ever) in airplanes ,trains (not in thailand) ..... he will know how live is ab brought and by the age of 10 he will speak at least 3 languages,if not .....you failed !

And if you failed ...you will blame the school,the country,your wife .........or, you just not care and continue your 32 bht beer at the little thai shop house ,alone or with some other brave ones.

Don't react if you don't have kids here , please .

this was the question:

It took me 1 hour to "communicate"her in my bed.

Could have been 5 minutes less or more.

Next time they steal his underwear and he will not have a clue.

Well I'm pretty sure the inmates at the Bangkok Hilton are going to make this child killer's life a living hell when he's in there. He's going to wish he got the death penalty.

i dont think so , he will be a hero there!They laugh with justice.

raping and killing children and yet they spared his life ,wonder what you have to do to get death penalty and be executed?

Next is a royal pardon or an escape ?

Hope there is 1 convict who will kill this pedophile-killer thinking it brings good luck !

solve this the friendly way,or better "their" way.

So first thing ,make them eat 10 liter of their own ice cream first,just to "cool them down"

then put them each in their own fridge and close the doors and put a lock on.

Place the 2 fridges in the middle of walking street,watch how the inside will change day after day.

dating on line ?!?!?!?!?!

no time (or money,or looks,or courage ) to do as normal people do?

I can understand on-line dating with a lady from Mars,but that's about it .

Sorry - meant to say - that for various reasons it IS what 'NORMAL' people now do all over the world. And it can work !

How can you know normal people ? You only know cyber-people ,who are too scared to come from behind their desk,look at your profile ....you want to be anonymous even in cyberspace ,lol.

Up to you ,keep hiding and thinking you are normal.

they work like they drive

RIP today and RIP for tomorrow.

TIT

when solving 1 problem ,they create another problem ,mostly worse.

Better do those simple jobs yourself?

dating on line ?!?!?!?!?!

no time (or money,or looks,or courage ) to do as normal people do?

I can understand on-line dating with a lady from Mars,but that's about it .

the solution to the problem is very simple :

double the ticket prize !

The driver will not fall asleep ,the road will be good and the brakes will behave !

And Buddha will take care of this!

No more pombem !

stay away of beaches near cities( imagine how many toilets there are in Pattaya...it does not float upwards in the mountains but straight in the bay of thailand .All their souring water runs in the almost not moving sea,making the water stink (Pattaya,Jomptien,Hua Hin,)Puhket has nice beaches with

better water quality because the sea currents take away rubbish and the sea water is refreshed .

Islands are OK ,as far as they don't have wast dumps on them (koh Si Chang)and are not near a harbor.

Good luck

Your accident was caused because your brakes were not powerful enough !

It was not your mistake !

Go back to the shop and buy a 1300 cc Honda ,they have strong brakes !

Long ago ,in the wild west, every body could carry a gun.

But this is too dangerous in our days !

So now only the villains can carry a gun !

Much safer ? No,It's now very easy to steel from an unarmed person .

The thief would think twice before he breaks into my house ,when he knows i have a gun .Wont he?

those light served the intended purpose.

namely,to make a lot of money on the contract.

Once this was achieved,turn the lights off,because they were not needed and cause more waiting.

the cannon was made out of bronze or copper(look at the color in the picture)

market price today is about 53 milj bht if pure copper ,witch i doubt,prob it's mixed with tin (making it bronse) but still worth some money.

They planned to sell it(that's why it is cut in so many pieces,if it had to be melted you did not have to chop it up in so many pieces) and sold already 38 kg,the rest had to be sold slowly because

nobody wanted to burn his fingers on a large quantity .

The police were thinking the same ,they start immediately weighing and counting !("sh$t ,the monks were more quick than them,lol)

Copper loves copper?

"market price today is about 53 milj bht if pure copper"

Because of diminishing market demand for Brass Ingot Alloy C85400, prices will no longer be published. Prices for other Brass/Bronze Alloys reflect the market for the reported date and will only be updated when sufficient and reliable data is available.

http://www.metalprices.com/metal/brass

Brass (Plumbing, Pipe) $1.60 /lb.

Bronze $1.80 /lb.

Brass Shells $1.45 /lb.

Brass Water Meter $1.10 /lb.

Clean Brass Radiators $1.40 /lb.

Insulated Copper Wire (Cat 5/6) $0.85 /lb.

http://rockawayrecycling.com/scrap_news/current-price-of-scrap-copper/

It seems people will write anything on an anonymous forum.

this is written to give the "control-freaks " some work,they see a number and quickly search the internet to verify the numbers ,

I have to do this more,lol

btw you forgot to mention the copper price in your list?

Check it !

big mistake, to risk your life crossing a mayor road to do a u-turn (or a right) when you know

there are high speed cars ,van's,trucks ,other morons who can never stop when something comes in front of their wheels.

Q; how else could he cross?

A; By judging better the ongoing circus on the road,and waiting for a long time .

A Don't do this with a self made trike ,witch is already not easy to drive straight and too slow to mix in high speed traffic .

rip ,he's in a better place now.

many others in the same school ,will be frightened when the killer comes loose on a 55bht bail.

they arrested the lance corp 's bed !

The bed did not give a goodnight rest and will be burned .

Hope they not forget to take the bed out of the house before ................

sad for the elephant, when his drunken boss arrives back from the hospital ,he will prob torture and shoot the elephant