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9 hours ago, Grumpy Duck said:
How about TEACHING a monkey to drive, do you think it would LEARN safe driving?
English lesson finished for the day.
thanks a lot for teaching me , english is my fourth language and still not perfect .
If you want i will correct your French/Dutch/German.....?
Or are you so smart you speak only 1 language?
Keep dreaming.....
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drunks kill themselves on the road.....
idiots kill themselves on the roads and other places.....
ignorants are run over while looking their smartphones by drivers who are
also looking on their smartphone or drive drunk.......
minors are killed on the road ...nobody will stop a 6 y old driving a 150cc motorcycle.....
this is a natural way of keeping the numbers of idiots ,drunks,.......down ?
If you learn a monkey how to drive .....he would drive more safely than most Thais.
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the monk knew where the 1000bht was hanging ?
He had his eye on it for several days?
I saw the guy "hang" a banknote on the tree !?
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In Thailand (as in many other countries) the villans are protected.........
If you shoot a thief /intruder in your house .......YOU go to jail
If you kick an attacking dog ......You did wrong ....
The moment you do something wrong......a lot of rules and laws kick in to protect the rights of the wrongdoer , it's unbelievable .
I would say : " the moment you do something un-lawfull, the law will not protect you anymore, no more rights."The law is for the victims ,not for the villans.
Suspects......are not guilty until proven , or they admit guilt.
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hope the bitcoi goes down to 5 $ and stay there .
If so , we can finaly start using it for what it was designed ........replace the banks.
If it is used to gamble ......you can see it as yet another Ponzi......
Connect the bitcoin to the dollar ......and it will show its real value...
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Strange that the in Thailand so beloved street-dogs (allmost saints) have to run
naked in the streets and nobody posted this on FB ??????
Those dogs even do their "homework" in plain view !
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Maprachan area is the same as everywhere else , new restaurants open and close ,some nice bars with aircon and pooltables, a lot of farang houses .....but you never see those farangs ????Are they working and never come out (except for he sunday roast?)...
You can fish in the lake, windsurf,kajak.....but no engines.
point is , not a lot intrest in those things because most farang are too old and stay indoors.
imho....most are broke ....have a low pension .....can not affort to spend money in bars ( and surely can't pay for a lady)
i lived there about 16 years, did go with a big kajak and paraplu-sails on the lake , fishing with the kids ,mountain biking arround the lake,.....went many times to the BIRA race circuit ,wich is only 5 min drive, climed on the airplaine on the way....the old train....the car museum......the little zoo.......there is a new water park not 10 min away where you can learn wake-boarding......You can learn para-motoring close by.......
Jeep and quad safari on Horshoe-point 4 km from the lake, there are good clean schools next to the lake.......
If they say there is nothing to see or to do ?????/They were probably only looking for free ladies and did not find them ??????
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Cholesterol "story"
It is a "story" ......look it up, where it came from, how it is used to fool millions of
uneducated people .....LDL (Low Density LIPOPROTEINE) and HDL ( High Density Lipoproteine) these are Lipo-proteine NOT cholesterol !!!!!!! ( even most dokters are so stupid ,they dont know this ......the medical reps. told them tis BS story so many times ....they believe it is true.....
Be smart ....lok it up your self ....Type :" the cholesterol lie " start educating yourself ,instead of repeating bs of other uneducated people .
They told you "fat" was the enemy......they learned you to buy "light products"......... ( full of sugar )and in 40 years time we all grew fatter and fatter from the sugar !!!!!!!!!
All a bunch of lies .....big statin-companies are making trilions on these lies .....because the people are so ignorant and easily fooled.
SO start eating butter and fat and ban the sugar and know that the sugar is where you did not expect it ( bread, pasta,potato,rice........) so not too much of these.
AND stop thes killer statins !
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in the near future........arive in Th and immigration registers that you are at the "airport",
arive in your house in pattaya and register yourself (24h) at Immigr. so they know that
you are home . 2 hours later you go to Big C.....you register at BC.......
this is all very logic ....how can the know where you are if you are not properly registerd ?
They could stand on your front door and you are not there ? You could be anywhere?
This is a big "pobbem".Also the motosyke-taxi should register every 50 m,since you might be out of sight for a few seconds????????
BS
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1 hour ago, Maejo Man said:
Not at all. My rear end let go in some heavy rain a couple of weeks ago at about 30/40 kph on a bend. Normally I can correct the odd twitch, but this time it went completely, and hit the kerb. A sack of sand will be going in very shortly.
yep, only logic
If you put a potato-bag in the front , you better put the same weight in the back......Cesar used to say...........
Cesar also did not understand why people push an empty wheelbarrel around year long?
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3 hours ago, NCC1701A said:
watch the video. not a single person does anything. no one is calling the police. watch the woman at the table go back to drinking and talking with her friends at the end.
multiple kicks to the head. attempted murder.
10 years in Thai prison.
next case.
It takes 10 to attack 1 guy.......if you want to intervene ....you need 100 people to attack 10.......and so on ,lol
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how long was the metal bar?
Could it resemble rebar?
mmmm.......
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17 hours ago, wayned said:
Obviously a statement from a licensed and experienced contractor.
I built a house just north of New Orleans in the USA, do you think it had a basement when New Orleans is 13-18 feet below sea level. At times you could go out in the pasture and jump up and down and watch the waves of earth ripple before you due to the low water table. Many of the septic tanks are below the living space because the living space occupies the entire plot of land, there's no way you can put it 4 meters away.What is the point of your post as you obviously don't have a clue?
the point is ......he wants to sell anti-mold products !
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On 3/13/2017 at 4:14 AM, Kerryd said:
It's "Angels Place" not "Angels Press" for starters.
Also, most (real) 1%er clubs (like the Hells Angels) would not be too happy with having their "dirty laundry" aired in public like this.
i thought it was the sour-system ....
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It doesn't matter in who's name it is .........your money is gone .
Enjoy the car as long as you can and dont think too negative .
Your name in the blue book can be changed in an eyewink , ....or do you think you are smarter than a thai-lady ?
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I like dual pricing !
My wife and 2 children pay 80 bath and ONLY ME pay 150 bht .Total 390 bht.
It could be 4 times 150 bht ,total 600 bht !
Be serious how can they cook for 80 bht?
What do those cheap charlies expect ? 4 x 80 bht ????????
Bahh !!
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Jealousy and fake news ( from banks....)are attacking the new inventions .......The simple man is quickly scared.
But in the end crypto currency will win.
Same as the "e-mails" took over from written letters......the commen people can be dumb ,but not "that"dumb..........
Time to buy !
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13 hours ago, 4MyEgo said:
Shame shame shame, I never pay more than 30 baht as a farang to eat the same stuff from a street food vendor, my wife makes sure of that before she orders, good to have a wife with balls when it comes to the old mighty baht and dual pricing...lol
a wife with balls..........hmm..........must give it a try
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2 hours ago, Aroyaroy said:
Agreed. All those "lock-em-uppers" are too quick to judge.
Yes , he did this already a few times , lets let him do it a few times more and then maybe
we lock him up for a day??????
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the cones were badly positioned .......i dont see any cone on the road ?
So they were still in the back of the police -truck??? Yes .now i understand "badly positioned"
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The watches were bought on the beach in Pattaya,
10 pcs for 500 bht , .......leave the man alone .............
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don't worry ......there will be a happy ending
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Look at the picture , is this "errection " caused by Viagra ?????
Whah..election????
He probably mistook a "laxative " for Viagra .......the <deleted> !
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1 hour ago, RichardColeman said:
Idiot kids driving at idiotic speeds, driving on idiot roads, with idiotic and irresponsible parents.
probably a genetic cause.
Mixt mariages will soften the problem ....so , keep up the good work.
American claims self-defense as patron says man murdered in Pattaya was "trouble-maker"
in Pattaya News
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imagine the camera's worked.........in a bar in soi 6......what would it reveil ????