VocalNeal

I have my family tree back to around circa 1350

Sit down near your wifi router. Take the SIM out of the old phone and stick it in the new one switch both phones on and with luck Google will do it all for you. My new Oukitel phone has all my stuff on it from my old Samsung. The new phone asked and I clicked, yes OR Go to any phone shop.

My hobbies???? - Thinking about modifying or fixing my motorcycle - Thinking about modifying or fixing my other motorcycle -Thinking about going for a ride on my other, other motorcycle - Thinking about driving 90kms to go for a walk with friends - Thinking about fixing the dead power point in the kitchen - Thinking about fettling up my RC jet boat. -Waiting for a mate to call so we can go for a liquid lunch

^ Also in Canada

mint

Maybe not surprisingly July 1 is non violent day????

Boring is a state of mind not a destination. One can be bored in a busy bar or in a bar with naked dancing girls.

A friend used to order two pints at closing time. One he would start drinking, the other he would put his teeth into????

Close but no cigar????

I think youth are scared of office????

The wire might???? Not the vacuum if it is 200W. Whatever that means in vacuum parlance.????

???? Ha,ha,ha,ha I have a Wave, not a D-tracker but a Goat-Tracker

No wonder you didn't take the CT125????

No. People are picking on him because they think he is old and because they think they are young and know everything.????

silver

It is US so would be meters

...and guys knocking on doors asking if you would like to change your energy supplier so they can sell you "their" electricity, which they don't produce.????

Why spoil a joke and not leave for others to solve????

My post was not the answer. Only a clue for others. Of course the joke won't work in Canada.

The lady is two short, both the other guys have one too many.????

Plasterers get about 650???? That's what I paid my guys because that's what they asked for If they work for someone else about 1000 to 1100.

Americans are a bit like the Chinese? They invented everything.????

Navy? If it moves salute it If it doesn't move, paint it.

Gunnery

^ The stainless tank needs a layer of trapped air to function. Drain the water from the tank by removing the unconnected plastic plug then replace the plug and...