Take up skeet shooting. About once every two weeks launch a few and bang, bang, bang.
No local is ever coming as they will all know the owner has a shotgun. That and an electric fence.
Same scenario as living near BIRA racetrack.
All major towns have a shop where they fix/modify motorbike seats. Ask a local or even a mocy taxi guy. They all know where. Or go to a Castrol bike point and ask.
^ Chemical anchors are most for larger M12 and above used in construction.
We just used epoxy in a caulking gun. because that is what the shop had. We only did 2 or 4 studs.