You really must try and get Dan out of your life. It is obvious he is not interested in you, even with a pink umbrella.....
Move on chap..
There must be plenty in the "Love" sea that you can be swayed by, get down to one of those gay bars, you told us about.. 😘
Go for it, remember, Dan is not in your league, stick to your own kind, but avoid brush-cutters like the plague, trust me on that.......😱