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mikebell

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  1. Imagine what rank she could achieve if her uniform fitted as snugly as those of her male colleagues!
  2. There's a long queue of Indian customers outside the shop.
  3. I live in The Bermuda Triangle AKA Pattaya where no taxi meters work. The invisible police are as bemused as all tourists/locals as there has not been a single arrest in 19 years!
  4. I did bad with Sweden who drink from breakfast all day/night long and I don't even own the property.
  5. My first 2 questions were rhetorical. If Pattaya's invisible police don't notice diesel pickups polluting the roads directly in front of them, they're hardly going to do anything about the regular bonfires.
  6. Do the police know there is a discernable pattern of such activities? Do the CCTV cameras capture any of the motorbikes number plates?
  7. The Thai Education minister would not know the difference between North & South Korea.
  8. Thai drainage engineers manufacture perfect mosquito breeding chambers every 10 metres that leave six inches of stagnant water before the next overflow pipe.
  9. https://firms.modaps.eosdis.nasa.gov/map/#d:24hrs;@0.0,0.0,3.0z Check out the local hot-spots.
  10. Thank you. My area seems remarkably fire free despite clouds of smoke drifting in from wats regularly burning rubbish.
  11. Probably a similar figure to the number of babies abandoned by Thai men at the 1st sign of Morning sickness.
  12. Does the police have access to this app? Is there a website I could guide them to? How would I check the area around me in Nong Prue?
  13. ALL envelopes MUST arrive by the usual deadline!
  14. I can supply the door numbers of offenders on my moo baan + the local wats.
  15. and the air and the dog dirt and the police force.
  16. They should be compulsory for the vast majority of farang women. I am only worrying about the effect of sun on their sensitive pale skin.
  17. What effect would it have on the fish?
  18. Then you've never been to Pattaya! Here the police condone this contravention of the law 100% of the time.
  19. Not my experience! I record what I spend on a 'big shop' occasion. On average I'm spending 8% more at MAKRO for each visit. TOPS is up by an average of 9%. Of course my shop contains some farang products like cereals.
  20. After not one but two series based on not much more than a pun title - 'Surreal Estate', now comes not one but THREE series of 'Hightown' set in an enclave of Cape Cod & featuring various police forces battling it out for ownership of a recent corpse. Cue a plethora of different characters against a background of hedonistic sex much of it lesbian. Not sure how much sympathy viewers are likely to have with a coke-sniffing, booze-swigging female detective tho' she does sign up for rehab in the last minutes of E1.
  21. I feel your pain. I live on a high-end estate next door to a house dubbed The Swedish bar. There's a Manc Yob who feels the need to draw attention to himself when he is unable to hold his liquor.
  22. 'another vehicle struck the individual and fled the scene.' 'Police documented the accident scene and collected evidence and CCTV footage. They are currently attempting to identify the driver who struck the victim and escaped for potential legal charges.' So hit & run is potentially not illegal presumably dependent on who the driver's father is?
  23. some kilo packets of self-raising flour he has kicking about the house.
  24. I'll do it; I'm an ex-Head of English with 39 years of correcting hazy expression/grammatical/spelling errors + I am cheap.
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