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13 hours ago, webfact said:Daniel P. was filmed ranting at Thais and has been involved in several cases of alleged criminal damage including an attack on a Ronald McDonald statue.
Who won?
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2 hours ago, bannork said:
A while ago Thammanat, the government 'fixer', upset the tiny 1 MP parties in the coalition by boasting about how he had to give them, the monkeys, some bananas, to quell their frustration at having no posts in government.
I take it they were probably drug laced then?
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22 minutes ago, canuckamuck said:The ideal height for you to drop your buttered toast from, if you want it land butter side up, is 8 feet.
But I'm not a spider, I only have two feet.
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7 hours ago, snoop1130 said:Director of U-Tapao International Airport, Vice Admiral Kritchaphon Rianglekjamnong
That does seem an appropriate title for someone in charge of an airport that's attracting visitors to Pattaya.
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10 hours ago, webfact said:attempt by someone in the Government bloc to “bribe” about 20 opposition MPs with “bananas worth an eight-digit amount”
What's the relevance of bananas in this quote? Is there a reference to something Thai, or have I missed a more obvious reason?
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20 minutes ago, TigerandDog said:
A piece of fruit is "falang"; white foreigners are "farangs".
Please explain more.
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2 minutes ago, scottiejohn said:
I thought you "picked" shamrocks. Maybe your spell checker has a little Irish gremlin or leprechaun in it!
I picked mine off the shelf in B&Q.
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Just now, scottiejohn said:
It would have been made of Paper Mache then and just dissolved!
Brown sugar would have been better, 'cos demerara.
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1 minute ago, ballpoint said:15 minutes ago, bluesofa said:
Then Paddy added, "Anyway, I don't want shampoo, I want realpoo."
So Murphy threw a shamrock at him.
He was obviously bricking it.
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2 minutes ago, scottiejohn said:
Paddy's in the bathroom and Murphy shouts to him
"Did you find the shampoo?"
Paddy says, "yes but it's for dry hair and I've just wet mine.Then Paddy added, "Anyway, I don't want shampoo, I want realpoo."
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1 minute ago, scottiejohn said:
My uncle has just said that he has left me a stately home in his will. I've no idea where Sod Hall is but I'm thrilled.
(for non Brits Sod all means nothing!)
He must have been a turf accountant.
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2 minutes ago, Happy Grumpy said:
As a well liked post of mine says:
"I liked Thais more, before I learned Thai."
...but I couldn't eat a whole one.
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5 minutes ago, Lemonltr said:58 minutes ago, legend49 said:Same here she is a stunner and has an official driver to get her to my house. A good bank manger from Bangkok bank.
Do you deposit or withdraw?
After the withdrawal he lost interest.
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Years ago in the UK, I knew a motorcyclist who deliberately wound up the police.
All around the outside of his half-face helmet he glued a piece of brown shagpile carpet.
The number of times he was pulled over for having no helmet, only for the police to realise when they walked up to him he did in fact have a regulation helmet.
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4 minutes ago, JAG said:2 hours ago, samsensam said:
after venturing into various branches of my bank i eventually found one with a member of staff who could not only understand english but also apply a certain amount of logic an common sense to resolving issues and problems. but... when she wants to look at my accounts on her computer screen she has to call the manager out of her office to type in a password, it's bizarre. i dont know how the manager can get any work done being disturbed every few minutes to type in passwords...
That is possibly all the manager does!
I have a piece of software that remembers my passwords. It's also called the password manager.
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1 hour ago, webfact said:
Because it was a coffin no Thai would dream of double crossing him - they always paid up.
Perhaps they might 'double cross' him if they were a very devout christian? Or perhaps Irish - to be sure, to be sure.
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1 hour ago, Somtamnication said:Well, I hate it when they call me farang. I tell them in Thai that I actually have a name. The look on their face!
I have said before, "No, I'm not a piece of fruit."
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1 hour ago, jastheace said:i will not cop any slack for your opinion at all.
I do hope beyond the story the thought about insurance, even his home country that is about 250 CND. but hazardous pursuits such as this guy was doing would not be covered.
biggest soz to all concerned. hope recover canuck.
I wouldn't really describe falling off a ladder as a hazardous pursuit?
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3 hours ago, webfact said:Prime Minister Prayut Chan-o-cha agrees with the decision by the National Hazardous Substances Committee (NHSC) on November 27th to delay the enforcement of the ban on paraquat and chlorpyrifos for six months and to allow controlled use of glyphosate, because there are still residual stocks in the possession of farmers and traders, estimated to be worth as much as 10 billion baht.
'delay the enforcement of the ban' - does this mean in reality there is now a ban, but as per normal they won't bother to enforce the law?
The other thing is, does this 'delay' while stocks are allegedly run down, at the same time prohibit the import of these chemicals, or will we be on the same merry-go-round in six months time?
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10 minutes ago, Andrew Dwyer said:
I just visited a local Wat here in Ayutthaya with the gf.
They were smelting a new Buddha statue and the faithful were throwing in some gifts to ensure their continued health, wealth and happiness , my gf chucked in a silver bracelet.
All in all it was a good event ( not too long and chairs were available ???? ).
What was slightly unnerving was the reverence in which the faithful give to the monks as they passed, some wai-ed and got on their knees but I saw a couple of elderly old ladies literally throwing themselves to the ground !
I looked around as I thought <snip> had entered !!
It's an easy mistake to make - they obviously mistook you for<snip>
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9 minutes ago, fusion58 said:
Amazing how Thais view everything through the lens of social hierarchy and caste - even a religion in whose highest precepts no such distinctions exist.
This is not just buddhism, it's Thai buddhism - not a lot to do with religion.
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Concered locals for cyclists
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This morning I cycled from home in Udon to Nong Khai (Friendship Bridge) and straight back to Udon. 59km each way (making it 118km door-to-door). Took me 5 hours. I left home at 7am when it was 11 degrees C.
The interesting thing was as I was coming back towards Udon, as I hit the 100km point, I felt pretty knackered. (I felt the same when I first did the same trip exactly two years ago on 5-12-2017).
So today I stopped at the side of the road and lay my bicycle on its side and lay down on the grass next to it.
Within ten minutes three Thais stopped to see if I was OK. It’s was very kind of them, but two of them seemed confused that I said I was just tired from cycling a long way and was just having a rest.
The first guy was in a pick-up. When I told him I was on my way back home to Udon, he offered to put my bicycle in the back of his pick-up and give me a lift into Udon. I politely refused and thanked him for stopping to check.
Next was a woman who seemed to think I’d had an accident and needed to go to hospital. I explained the situation to her too, even though she was still really keen to call an ambulance.
Third person was a guy on a motorbike. When I told him what I was doing, he understood. He told me he goes cycling around Udon with his boss, and asked me where I lived in Udon. He lives on the other side of town to me, and seemed happy when I decided to get up and carry on cycling.
So an interesting trip from a perspective of concerned Thais who mostly don’t seem understand the idea of having a rest when cycling, even though it was hard work cycling that distance for me.