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48 minutes ago, voulez vous said:

Good morning to you lovely people.

 

Just off to see Francine whose string broke yesterday causing her onions to fall.

 

And got an email from Marion in Spain, who tells me it is very could and wants me to warm her.

 

Mr Owl is back tomorrow.

I wonder if he will be looking a little pale after all that time without sunlight on the inside?

I take it there's no quarantine required between the shed and the house?

1 hour ago, Justgrazing said:

It's looking a bit thin , has it been on a diet .?

The wide boys are all at headquarters.

2 minutes ago, Justgrazing said:

You'd bake in those Khazi's on a hot day before you backed one out .. 

Next headline 

" Factory quarantine inmates found unconscious from heat exhaustion after going for a pony " ..

...and claims quarantine facility the new wonder weight-loss system.

30 minutes ago, DefaultName said:

The Thailand Myanmar border is 2,416 km long, I doubt if sneaking is needed.  For most of it they could likely march across with a brass band and not be noticed.

They've got as much chance of noticing as a gastric band.

2 minutes ago, jacko45k said:

Or between 2 feet?

You're a big guy.

1 hour ago, NCC1701A said:

"busted"

More than a handful is just a waste.

1 hour ago, hotchilli said:

7 hours ago, webfact said:

People arriving in Phuket placed under a mandatory 14-day quarantine are allowed to roam the hotel where they are staying, and are not confined to their room, the Phuket health chief has confirmed.

He obviously doesn't grasp what "cross contamination" means... 

I'm sure  he does. It means a person getting angry with the first one who passed on covid to them.

40 minutes ago, petermik said:

I always wear my latex divers suit and mask up...it ain`t half a turn on for the girls as well....safety first tha knows

chaak waaw

When diving down to six fathoms.

2 hours ago, richard_smith237 said:

2 hours ago, smedly said:

you know why

think of an Abba song

erm.... You want a man after midnight ? 

I was thinking:

Disillusion, Dream World, I Have A Dream, SOS, Take A Chance On Me, The Winner Takes It All, You Owe Me One.

That's just to name a few that seem relevant.

2 hours ago, brommers said:

Tell this to the US medic who caught the virus a week after getting his first shot of vaccine.

There are too many self appointed experts mouthing off about this pandemic when they should simply shut up and get on with the work that they were supposed to do in the first place.

I've missed reading that. Where about was this, do you have a link?

1 hour ago, petermik said:

His Holiness has spoken..rest assured and put your trust in him... what can go wrong ????

I started a list, but ran out paper.

8 minutes ago, hotchilli said:

Yet when I see people in my area [red zone] Thais still not wearing masks, no social distancing, no name recording, I wonder what would they all do if this "understanding" was mandatory?

Unless there's someone pointing at gun at some of those thick heads, it will still be a right carry on, matron.

1 hour ago, webfact said:

However, there will be harsh penalties for any people under quarantine found outside their hotel area,

Talk about mixed messages.  

(from the link above)  The same guy  [Dr Thanit] said:
"Please do not go outside the hotel. That would be a good preventative measure in Phuket province," he added.

What a pathetic statement. "Harsh penalties", followed by "please".

No physical enforcement means people will do what they like.

1 hour ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

Teabagged ?

You for coffee?

6 minutes ago, YetAnother said:

9 minutes ago, snoop1130 said:

The Immigration Bureau has announced it will prosecute, to the fullest extent, Thai nationals making illegal crossings to and from Myanmar, while tightening border protection.

the thai definition of 'action' ; 'talking of action'

Have I remembered this correctly regarding the first Thais with covid who crossed back to Thailand illegally:

Didn't our glorious leader put the prosecution of them on hold?

I see it doesn't specify whether the 50 returnees had originally left Thailand officially (as opposed to sneaking out over the border).

I do notice the TNA article says:

"Of the 157 new cases, 90 were locally infected, 42 were confirmed through active case finding, 21 sneaked in and four were quarantined arrivals."

It appears that after tightening the border for some time now, people are still able to 'sneak in'.

On 11/18/2019 at 10:34 AM, owl sees all said:

The wife was on the loo and couldn't give rice to the monk the other day. She asked me to give it. No problem! But I didn't get on my knees; just called him over and tipped it into his pot. I got the 'thank you' verse all the same. Later, when the wife found out that I'd not even bowed my head she was not best amused. "You must not be higher than monk," said she.

Surely, the reply should have been, "I wasn't higher than the monk. He was standing on the pavement, I was in the road."

3 hours ago, webfact said:

Pattaya: North Pattaya now "beautiful" after ugly wires buried and power poles demolished

Or did they mean:

Pattaya: North Pattaya now "beautiful" after ugly ferangs buried and the rest now no longer littering the streets?

3 hours ago, keith101 said:

Looks to me like it has been photoshopped to remove the cables but the power poles are still there .

Are they power poles or street lights? I can't tell.