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My dear old dad collected car from it 500 mile service, they hadn't even bothered to put the drain plug in. Since then I learnt to do my own servicing, hardly quantum mechnics, is it.

Currency changes on a daily basis, gold is the constant, you are really betting on currency changes. Invest in farmland, if you don't want to work it, you can rent it, carbon offset it, I'm getting plenty of offers from development companies Also there is relief from inheritance tax on working farms. At least, you'll never go hungry mate.

I remember a young lady touched my leg in 1972, , Tom Jones is wrong.

I don't think that was a queer thing to do, was it?

Wombats similar but include the essential Australian verb ROOTS.

Its the second phase of the Great Reset, in the New World Order, essential for the sustainability of the planet, and profits of our governing megacorporations.

Value of gold hasn't changed for 5000 years. Buy the gold shop, thats where the moneys made.

I think Thai cannot pronounce Mercedes, Benz is easier. My ride in the 70s was a 1930 Daimler Benz. Love odd ball cars. A basket to start on cold mornings.

All my experiences with the RTP, have been positive, helpful, polite and fair, and one cost me a crafty B200. Inside the brown uniform is a human. Enjoy.

In 1990 all my mates went in for Botox and came out pleased, so I had a go, but the clinician said 'Can not, mate, you beyond help'. Sod it.

Wouldn't drive anything else but a Benz.

Equip them with Honda Waves, far more fearsome and deadly than F16s in the hands of Thais.

I'll have 2 shots of lao kow and 5 boccles of pfizzer please, hic. Order lost in translation.

Four planes with Thai pilots wont survive Song Kran.

There will be one cash machine and an enormouse boring que, just to complete the the assault course of entering an unstable military cockup. I prefer a holiday in Grimsby this year.

This could all be a porky pie.

Got the Thai Linguaphone tape stuff many years and got bored. 10 years later got the CD Linguaphone set, got bored same. Crossing a road with the missus, I spoke some Thai and she sat down in the middle of the road paralized with laughter. Thai language is like learning Cockney Chinese.

Yes, I had a positive test last year, and nothing happened. Had a negative test last week, and I had a runny nose for a whole day. I must be antisympanmatic or something, how queer.

Fear not, there will be another convarient until everyone is jabbered, or sees the light.

I spoke Thai to a lady, she replied 'You speak very good Thai, but we do not understand you', in perfect english. Hotdamn! Have you ever felt stupid?

1. Understanding the missus. 2. Understanding quantum mechanics. Similar things really.

The high-ups all round the globe know what they're doing. Most of us get our 'rules' from the 'trusted' old covid-telly, also known as the idiots lantern.

Whats a kitchen?

As a precaution, put him in the sandbox.

Thai Skint Theory: The rate of brown envelopes is maximized close to the edge of chaos to continue spending at all costs.