chickenslegs

There are an estimated 4.7 million British citizens living abroad. https://www.oecd.org/education/emigrants_report_final_feb_2015.pdf The average constituency MP represents just under 70,000 British citizens in the UK. https://www.ons.gov.uk/peoplepopulationandcommunity/elections/electoralregistration/bulletins/electoralstatisticsforuk/2017 On that basis British expats should have around 67 MPs to represent them in Parliament. We don't need reciprocal arrangements, we need equal representation in the House of Commons. If 67 seats were up for grabs we would soon see changes. IMO

A guy goes to see his doctor. D. .d..doc. I..I..I n..n..need he..he..help w..w..with m..m..my st..sta.. stammer. The doctor carries out some tests and tells the guy that his huge penis is preventing the blood flow to his brain. The only cure for the stammer is a penis reduction, 6 inches will have to be amputated. The guy agrees for the doctor to carry out the operation, which is successful in curing the stammer. However, after a few months the guy starts to regret having the operation as it having a negative effect on his sex life. He goes back to the doctor and requests a reversal of the operation. The doctor says “S.. s..sorry, th..th..the op..operation c.. can..can’t b.b.be re..rev..reversed.

My daughter (11) and a dog lover, obviously, had a great time at these two places. Parents enjoyed them too. https://www.facebook.com/neverlandsiberians https://www.facebook.com/corgiinthegarden/

But no one is pointing - with the possible exception of the man taking a leak.

Bloomers

Twisted

I don't pretend to understand the technical details. My question is: Will the 10,000 THB handout be based upon a Thai ID number, or a registered address? If it's the former, every Thai over 16 years old will get it. If it's the latter, many thousands of Thais will lose out because they live/work away from home. It was the same during the Covid handouts - many could only claim the cash by travelling home, which was not viable.

As opposed to a moving shop? (Sorry, I couldn't resist the "spelling police" moment)????

I thought the Future Forward Party was disbanded over 3 years ago.

Holland

As Yul Brenner said in that banned movie: "A girl is like a blossom, with honey for just one man. A man is like a honey bee and gather all he can. To fly from blossom to blossom a honey bee must be free. But blossom must not ever fly from bee to bee to bee"

Some "humorous signs" need to be explained - or, at least, give us a clue.

Peter

Belly

Christmas

Mathematical

Howler

Chinese

Catapult

Salt

I have been buying cheese and other goods from 'Food Variety' on Lazada. They often have really good offers on items near to expiry. As far as I am concerned, cheese does not expire - it matures. I usually grate the cheese and freeze it, it keeps just fine for many months.

I can't resist posting a link to Mr Wensleydale's most famous cheese shop ...

Dog

Brothers

Let's think. Does most fake news comes from qualified scientists, or from conspiracy theorists?