desertrat

For me 2 Golden Rules

1. Don't tell anyone everything.

Who gives a shit? Stop whining.

Great..If only this was in Banner at the top of the Forum page.

I think rationality and logical thinking is not a strong suite of TPTB

Does this qualify as the least original observatiom ever posted ?

Mabe I should forgo my delicious 3 hour afternoon nap, and stay up later than 7 p.m. Unthinkable.

Great Idea, there is Japanese Construction site nearby, Hard hats, Uniforms, Round Wire Specs, Immaculate site, canteen for all workers with scrap receptacles and washing area. Haranguing and exhortation by megaphone before starting (No exercise though).They even had a system for thoroughly cleaning all vehicles leaving the site during mucky foundation work, (shades of Pattay where kms of muck plasters the roads)

I'm getting there...I approached the guys with my concept tp bring in the girl in the next container.

They were rather baffled, EVERYONE on the site is Thai.

In much the same way that only the dull are entertaining at breakfast.

Hoist on your own petard.or for the "ignorant' posters you are so quick to jump on "Shot yourself in the foot..BIGTIME"

The dilemna of choice...well...Long black hair, black eyes, silky smooth skin, 80 lbs max, 5' 2" and MUST have the leg warmers..can't get them anywhere here.

Tell your father to come to Thailand, book him into a hotel in Pattaya and let him spend $ 6000.--...on real dolls..

He lives in pattaya..insists on a virgin

You could buy it an airline ticket on Thai and then tell the hostesses and customs that it is his wife but she is just giving the silent treatment.

Great Idea ! Could realise an unfullfilled ambition,,,the "Mile High Club"

not wishing to rain on anyone's parade, but I see that the top rated poster has 3,200 posts. What was that about an ininite number of monkeys typing on an infinite number of typewriters (obviously old)?

Never quite sure but throw away all the red blue and green ones first.

btw i saw a discarded ATM slip, Balance was something like 4 million baht and the withdrawal was 200 baht

Think how many we might have bought over the years...sigh

I wish they had a TOTAL ban like the Pohibition, then I might not keep forgetting and doing unexplainable things

Just the question Sorry I see there's lots on this elsewhere..BUT posting a new topic on anything seems to be the best way to search..but frowned on, correctly, for sure.

"Where are you? "

Nakon Si Thammarat

I'm off to Makro to buy up all their rice (brown of course)

They should go to Canada if Brits won't have them, Rakesh Saxeena has been "fighting" extradition for 10 years living in the lap of luxury and still operating stuff..google it, will make you weep.

The Dusit is very convenient, Suites are now discounted to US$3,500 + + per night

Very Old Guy goes to the doctor "My 18 year old wife is expecting..whaddya think of that?"

Doc.." A guy goes hunting, instead of his gun, he picks up his umbrella. A Bear charges out of the woods and he shot him dead. Whaddya say to that ?"

Very Old Guy "Impossible ! Someone else must have shot that bear !"

My father has seen pictures of Japanese Sex Dolls and he really has fallen for a particular model

I wish to order one for him, they are US$6,000 including changes of uniforms and spare parts. A pittance compared to the real thing.

I'd like advice on Import Duties, but am more concerned if she will be kept captive and ravished by the Customs guys.

Anyone have these experiences.? (No, not the captivity and ravishment..but ......)

Apparently in the USA the guys have harems of them with no Customs problems.

To the disbelievers here is a picture of the missing slice.

Also I'm collaborating on a project to make things invisible (see Michio Kaku "Physics of the Impossible")..so maybe....

I'm also offering another possibility, It landed in the laundry basket, since the maid is not too fussy about sorting stuff, (multi-colored raiment), I'm not looking forward to seeing how well the mixture has ironed into my Armani, if indeed that was the fate of the toast.

BUT..the plot thickens, ONE trainer is in Bangok, and the other in Pattaya. Is someond screwing with my head ?

I have been approached by FoxNews for an appearance,, so watch your Telly, if you have pirate cable in Jomtien

I should hold out for the National Enquire.

At the third stop by me, an older Thai got into my face, told me I was taking his job and he was mafia, and I'd better make myself scarce..which I did

Have you thought about changing ur nic to 'desertingrat'?

Very apt, I did think of dukeing it out (even at 80 years old). Having seen hard men after an argument with a skinny motosai driver, I thought discretion was the better part of valour.

How many guys can you fight and win ? The vendors and tuk tuk drivers and motosai guys I believe are itching to join in any fracas where a farang might get his uppance;

Pattaya is infamous for regular stories of big farangs getting really big beatings, I thought the expression.."Looks likes he's been f**ked by a bear", was a good description, from the pix in the paper.

Also perhaps "hardcore" has been misconstrued, it has nothing to do with macho, but refers to those who have been here long enough to be having relationships with the daughters of the girls who first caused them to stay here, so (hardcore)^2..do the math.

For PR and Advertising it probably does not matter which uni u go to.

The usual criteria for recognition..has anyone heard of it ? Do you have to explain/defend your degree

Yale, Harvard, Oxford, Cambridge, MIT, Imperial..but even from these places people can get sniffy regarding "who was your prof. ?"....Nobel Laureates et al.

My Ph.D was "The Effect on the Common Cabbage (Cussonia Spicata), after Irrigation with Holy Water"

My Prof was Dr. Hassan Bin Sobah..my University was "Oral Roberts".

However I have no problem getting work as a TEFL

I'm glad I took/take good care of my teeth.