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Ricky Gervais joke---"Asian's They don't age well"

And no regrets Cobra---its like having a 2nd chance at life isn't it-- I had traveled a lot- + I was in the merchant navy for some years-- jumped ship In Kiwi-when I was 19 -and joined their Navy --other then Oz they didn't go much further then all the pacific islands which was nice---some beautiful women there with nice attitudes. 12 years latter moved to Oz joined their navy for a while--- but was getting fed with that life style & had a wife 2 little girls. Early 80s Oz was an easy place to start a business-- I would talk about it to friends in pubs and get the usual Oz up front answer , every-time I said I think I could do this or that -- "Then Have a go ya Mug" (or shut up) so I did and all that went well except for the marriage. So at 40 and single I decided I would like to retire to Asia by 50---over shot that be 2 years. Been here 26 years--I did decide to stay in every Asian country --for 3 months before decided where best--but could not stay the distance in all of them --Lao's was so boring Cambodia at that time late 90s was a little dangerous --- Vietnam had not really got moving, people were friendly enough--especially when you learn to say your English-- Visa's ect were always cheaper for UK--Canadian --or anyone who hadn't joined in the bombing the <deleted> out of them. I think its all leveled out now . P.I nice but I cant stand anything to do with Catholicism, went to a Catholic school for some years and found the nuns to be the most evil sadist people I have ever experienced. I dont mind Buddhist , my wife bangs her head 3 times on the pillow every night and chants some inaudible nonsense, but nothing about it interferes with our life style. Like some on here-I would like to say after 26 years I now speak Thai like a native--- but my Thai is really woeful-- many times when I am trying order something there would be a burst of laughter from all the other Thai's around. Like some on here--I would like to say my wife been to Uni --I am first person etc etc--but no, like me she came from a broken marriage with 2 small girls--- she worked in a French restaurant, that my friend had talked me into eating at because, as he put it- he was tired of all this Thai <deleted> . Been together over 20 years.

For haven sake ravip, are we going to turn the joke page into an American political page--- there are so many forums on here --if you love/ -hate Trump --his doing bad his doing Good/ --just pick one of them and join the madness that is going on with them. Can we just have a joke page free from The American political scene .

.does that help? How would it help ??---Just put a sad or confused face if you dont like the Joke.....and move on. 95% of the guys jokes on here are just stolen frond another sites---accept from me----mine are 100% stolen.

Obviously not as old as you Olmate if in fact you were "Gumshoeing " around Melbourne half a century ago..........

Its a joke page tjintx---- There are plenty of jokes on both sides--about Trump-and about Ice cream Joe--- no one goes around asking for proof about a joke...........................

I'm a little slow Olmate-?--- you worked in Australia, A country where for the last half century, have had --No Fault Divorce-- it would not mater if you stood in the room and took a video of your wife in bed with her lover. Your telling people on here that it aided in helping with a divorce--- Can we just leave out the fantasy's of people changing Tyres outside of short time rooms ---at least in the last 50 years Or is the whole Gum shoe thing part of a fantasy as well-------- for the last 50 years---Australia has 'no fault' divorce. This means that when granting a divorce, the Court does not consider the reason/s the marriage ended. Neither spouse needs to prove that the other did (or did not) do something which caused the breakdown of the marriage. https://www.fcfcoa.gov.au/fl/divorce/divorce-overview

I hope he does-----would be nice to have a few glasses of California red with a meal---- without having to take out a morgage.... .....