Mason45

I never look at the mantel piece when poking the fire. She may not be a stunner but she's got a great set of jugs.

Hi there , as I'm getting older I'm putting weight on. I've cut out pasta, rice, potatoes but I can't give up toast at breakfast time. I've reduced my beer intake to 2 large bottles daily, I walk 90 minutes early every morning and I'm still not losing weight. Does anyone no a low carb substitute for bread. A substitute that's readily available in Pattaya.

If I need to go to South road I just park in the wat car park over the road from Fascino. There is a fee but it cuts out all the hassles.

Many years ago I went to my step daughters cafe in Bangkok for a drink. She was very busy so I started washing her plates etc to help her out. A few minutes later a Thai lady ripped into my step daughter for allowing me to work in her cafe. So I gave the lady the scouring pad and said to her it's all yours bitch.

One thing I've learn't since I moved to Thailand is that Thais remind me of Errol Flynn. Everything they touch they fu#k.

I never forget, Thirty years ago I was working on a construction site when my annual leave was due. A friend of mine suggested I spend my leave in Pattaya, I'd never heard of Pattaya before. I asked him where it was and what makes it a good holiday destination. He said not much but the pussy is great and the booze is cheap. So off to Pattaya I go, I shagged myself stupid and got s**t faced for my entire holiday and returned home a total wreck. Now as I'm much older, married to a Thai and don't drink like I used to I find Pattaya boring. Pattaya is only for middle aged single tourists. Certainly not a family destination.

Hi there, As I'm getting older I've noticed several front teeth are in bad condition. I'm considering getting them extracted and replaced with a denture. Does any know the approximate cost and where can I get the denture made.

Hi there, I had to reset my laptop last week. Since then every time after I shut down my laptop Bitlocker opens. It's rather strange as Bitlocker isn't installed on my laptop. So I found a recovery key but that didn't work either. I wish I had've been a preference whether I wanted Bitlocker or not.

Trump is a total grub by pardoning those who tried to over throw the Government. Obviously he was in total agreeance with what they did.

He probably roughed up the girl friend and she used her contacts to get him roughed up.

Hit them with the harshest of penalties. In saying that it's not only farangs who've ruined the reputation of Thailand as there' are many Thai's who can claim a major share as they also show total disregard for the law as they crave for money. Let's start with corruption.

Absolute grubs who need a decent bashing themselves.

" Pattaya's already overstretched law enforcement."

Hi there, I reside in Pattaya but travel I to Bangkok for business several times per year. My question is, can the road tax sticker be paid for before or after the due date.

That's even a more ridiculous ban considering what the local Councillors contribute to the community. By the way, I did mean all booze ban days, not just the Buddhist days.

All alcohol bans should be done away with in designated tourist areas. It's the Buddhist followers who should observe these days and many Thais simply don't. Don't worry the parliamentary members bar will be open 24/7 with booze flowing freely. These same guys are all devoted Buddhists.

To honor Thailands rich Buddhist traditions, if only the people who believe this were to practice what they preach.

Some people do travel lightly.

and certainly Thais never look at mirrors before changing lanes. Many Thais take off the rear view mirrors on their motor bikes.

ge I went to the local pharmacy, they were out of Diclofenic so I was offered a Thai generic brand by the name of Diflam 50 mg. Within one hour I was a lot better. Since then I had a strong massage. I got my bedding organised better as I'm an acid reflux sufferer. I found an extra pillow to place under my legs. I will try sleeping on my back which will take getting used to. So far so good, I'll just see how I wake up tomorrow morning. I'm sure this was all brought about because even in my older years I'm a very heavy sleeper and I must've moved sharply to cause my back pain. Anyway thanks all for your suggestions.

One week ago I woke up with chronic pain in my lower back, since then it's got worse. I've walked 90 minutes daily for the past 5 years without any problems. I'm a heavy sleeper so maybe my body got in a bad position whilst I'm sleeping. Another possibility is the computer chair I use isn't supporting my back properly. I need to get my back ok again and maybe I should buy a new computer chair. Any suggestions? Firstly treating my back pain and then where can I buy a decent computer chair. At the moment I can barely walk to my front door.

The AU$ appears to be getting weaker by the day. It was 24 baht for several months but since then it's got weaker without any signs of strengthening. The experts are predicating it will be 19.5 baht by June next year. I remember a holiday in Bangkok in 1997 when the AU$ was 19.5 baht.

That couple would make some gorgeous looking babies if they got down to some horizontal rhumba.

His balls must be bigger than his brains

Further more I needed to change my phone number because I couldn't wait for my wife to come back as I really don't know how long she'll be away.