Mason45

One thing I've learn't since I moved to Thailand is that Thais remind me of Errol Flynn. Everything they touch they fu#k.

I never forget, Thirty years ago I was working on a construction site when my annual leave was due. A friend of mine suggested I spend my leave in Pattaya, I'd never heard of Pattaya before. I asked him where it was and what makes it a good holiday destination. He said not much but the pussy is great and the booze is cheap. So off to Pattaya I go, I shagged myself stupid and got s**t faced for my entire holiday and returned home a total wreck. Now as I'm much older, married to a Thai and don't drink like I used to I find Pattaya boring. Pattaya is only for middle aged single tourists. Certainly not a family destination.

Hi there, As I'm getting older I've noticed several front teeth are in bad condition. I'm considering getting them extracted and replaced with a denture. Does any know the approximate cost and where can I get the denture made.

Hi there, I had to reset my laptop last week. Since then every time after I shut down my laptop Bitlocker opens. It's rather strange as Bitlocker isn't installed on my laptop. So I found a recovery key but that didn't work either. I wish I had've been a preference whether I wanted Bitlocker or not.

Trump is a total grub by pardoning those who tried to over throw the Government. Obviously he was in total agreeance with what they did.

He probably roughed up the girl friend and she used her contacts to get him roughed up.

Hit them with the harshest of penalties. In saying that it's not only farangs who've ruined the reputation of Thailand as there' are many Thai's who can claim a major share as they also show total disregard for the law as they crave for money. Let's start with corruption.

Absolute grubs who need a decent bashing themselves.

" Pattaya's already overstretched law enforcement."

Hi there, I reside in Pattaya but travel I to Bangkok for business several times per year. My question is, can the road tax sticker be paid for before or after the due date.

That's even a more ridiculous ban considering what the local Councillors contribute to the community. By the way, I did mean all booze ban days, not just the Buddhist days.

All alcohol bans should be done away with in designated tourist areas. It's the Buddhist followers who should observe these days and many Thais simply don't. Don't worry the parliamentary members bar will be open 24/7 with booze flowing freely. These same guys are all devoted Buddhists.

To honor Thailands rich Buddhist traditions, if only the people who believe this were to practice what they preach.

Some people do travel lightly.

and certainly Thais never look at mirrors before changing lanes. Many Thais take off the rear view mirrors on their motor bikes.

ge I went to the local pharmacy, they were out of Diclofenic so I was offered a Thai generic brand by the name of Diflam 50 mg. Within one hour I was a lot better. Since then I had a strong massage. I got my bedding organised better as I'm an acid reflux sufferer. I found an extra pillow to place under my legs. I will try sleeping on my back which will take getting used to. So far so good, I'll just see how I wake up tomorrow morning. I'm sure this was all brought about because even in my older years I'm a very heavy sleeper and I must've moved sharply to cause my back pain. Anyway thanks all for your suggestions.

One week ago I woke up with chronic pain in my lower back, since then it's got worse. I've walked 90 minutes daily for the past 5 years without any problems. I'm a heavy sleeper so maybe my body got in a bad position whilst I'm sleeping. Another possibility is the computer chair I use isn't supporting my back properly. I need to get my back ok again and maybe I should buy a new computer chair. Any suggestions? Firstly treating my back pain and then where can I buy a decent computer chair. At the moment I can barely walk to my front door.

The AU$ appears to be getting weaker by the day. It was 24 baht for several months but since then it's got weaker without any signs of strengthening. The experts are predicating it will be 19.5 baht by June next year. I remember a holiday in Bangkok in 1997 when the AU$ was 19.5 baht.

That couple would make some gorgeous looking babies if they got down to some horizontal rhumba.

His balls must be bigger than his brains

Further more I needed to change my phone number because I couldn't wait for my wife to come back as I really don't know how long she'll be away.

Firstly the guy at AIS told me that my original SIM card is damaged and it can't be fixed until the name registered on that SIM card goes to the AIS office to get if fixed or replaced. Right now I can't receive any One Time Password codes on my phone. I can't do anything including re install or get a refund in the Norton website as I can't receive OTP messages. Several other antivirus programs send their OTP messages by email.

Firstly my phone SIM card is with AIS and my wifi SIM card is with DTAC. Unbeknown to me my phone SIM card is in my wife's name. She's gone up north to take care of her mother whose on borrowed time. I went to the AIS shop in Pattaya Central and the guy said that she must come in person to fix this problem because the SIM card is damaged. I want to delete Norton AV and get a refund but I'm running out of time. So it appears that I'll lose my subscription fee, I can't even re install it because I can't get the security code. What gets me is the SIM card is in her name and goes to my email address.

Her in doors being in a hurry threw a basket load of laundry into our washing machine. My phone survived the ordeal but my SIM card didn't. So how can I update my phone number for Norton Anti Virus when I can't receive any security keys or pin numbers.

I went to DTAC in Central and the lady there not only spoke moderate English but appeared to have a good knowledge of Iphone trouble shooting. She put my sim card in another phone and the speed jumped dramatically. She told me that my phone is a copy and if I want to improve my speed I needed to buy a new phone. So I bought a new phone for 4,000 baht, now all my problems appear to have been answered. Thanks to all here who offered their suggestions.