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ballpoint

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  1. Not a joke. Quite the opposite actually, but damn!
  2. That was stomach churning. I can't believe it's not better. (Only joking. Don't stop, you're on a roll).
  3. Trainer: What is your fitness goal? Me: Clipping my toenails and breathing at the same time.
  4. Phoned Smyths Toys and asked if they had the game "Operation.” They said they did, but there's a 3-year waiting list.
  5. Because one liners are so short, accurate spelling is vital. There's very little margarine for error.
  6. Has anyone else used WD40 to get rid of mice? It doesn’t work, but it stops the squeaking.
  7. Bloke sets the alarm clock for 7. Wife said, "Why have you done that, there's only the 2 of us ?"
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