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ballpoint

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  1. My dad was a conjoined twin. His brother was my uncle on my father's side. Once they were separated he was my uncle once removed.
  2. I met a bloke in a wheelchair today, his face was battered and bruised. "What happened to your face?" I asked. "I'm a Paralympian," he replied. "Boxing?" I enquired. "No..." he said, "... hurdles."
  3. I've just seen the headlines in the local paper. "Graveyard targeted in the night- assailants leave cheese toasties everywhere!". Police say it's likely the work of Breville worshippers.
  4. Another day, another Russian arsenal blown to bits. Today was the 23rd Arsenal of the Missile & Artillery forces in Krasnodar Region's turn.
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