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ballpoint

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  1. I thought it was quiet in the Ukraine news section today. The Putin fanciers must all be busy changing their money to Rubles and depositing it in the Sberbank for the high interest returns.
  2. At the Deli, I said to the lady, " I want to buy a toasted ham and cheese baguette with pickles." She replied, "We only take cash or card."
  3. Doc, all five of my boys want to be valets when they grow up. Doc: Wow! That's the worst case of parking son's disease I've ever seen.
  4. I don't want to brag, but when I left the hotel I'm pretty sure the receptionist was checking me out.
  5. I spent the morning helping my gran repair her zimmer frame. She wasn't getting anywhere with it.
  6. I got sacked today, apparently for being in a constant state of sexual arousal. It’s ridiculous; all my colleagues know that I’m a dedicated employee who’s always hard at work.
  7. I got banned from the zoo for making a parrot laugh. Polly tickle correctness gone mad!
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