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ballpoint

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  1. I've just had 40 winks on the train... I knew I shouldn't have worn this pink t-shirt.
  2. I knocked on David Banners' door earlier and told him all about global warming. He got very angry and said he was turning green immediately.
  3. I was arrested yesterday on suspicion of murdering my orchestra conductor. Apparently, because I had bought a Stradivarius in 2002, an Amati in 1998 and a Guarneri in 1990, the police said I had a history of violins.
  4. Russian roulette with a bridge...
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