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- drive down for how many km's do you think until I see the 'Din Daeng' turn off? Don't take the left expressway fork towards the airport / Rama IX, keep going straight to Din Daeng. The expressway ends there, which is where you keep in the right lane to enter the tollway. - Then you say once off the tollway? What does that mean. How long do I stay on that road? Highway 2? When the tollway ends, merge onto the highway on the right, which is the main one to all points North and Northeast of Bangkok. When it splits on the outskirts of Bangkok to the left to go to Nakhon Sawan, keep going straight to Saraburi. At Saraburi, stay on it. You'll go over an overpass that turns to the right. It then becomes Highway 2. Stay on it and you'll eventually get to Korat. Basically, if you stay in the right hand lane from the time you enter the expressway, you'll get there.

More on the multiple drone strikes around Moscow, including the obligatory comical Russian statement. I guess they count power stations and oil refineries as "air defense systems". They certainly did a good job of stopping these drones.

If starting by Nana BTS, heading towards Ploenchit, get in the right lane as soon as possible and cross over to the right hand side of the BTS line at Nana intersection, then take the expressway entrance after Soi 1. Coming off the expressway at Din Daeng, keep right and enter the tollway. Once off the tollway, keep going straight on Highway 2, following the signs to Saraburi and then Korat.

As the Thai news forum tells us daily, many adults should not be allowed on an adult free holiday.

The group we all want to see reform...

Alice? Alice? Could you please tell me who Alice is? (The cleaned up version for this forum). And, yes, I know it's a different Alice. Or is it? After living next door, she opened a restaurant.

I bought a trampoline but there's absolutely no bounciness to it. Plus the legs are on the wrong way round.

The stunning blonde, dressed in nothing more than a thong and negligee, let the plumber in. "Hello, is your husband not in?" he asked, "Does it look like he is in?" she replied, opening her negligee. "Will I not do?" "No, not really," he said. "I need your car reversing out of the drive."

When I was at the garden centre today I asked for something herby. They gave me a Volkswagen with no driver.

I got stopped by a copper while I was going along the motorway. I stopped, opened the window and he said "This is a spot check," So I replied "I've got 2 blackheads and a boil on my arse"