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ballpoint

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  1. I told my Canadian pal I got into an argument with my wife. "Why don't you buy her a bouquet?" he asked. I said, "She isn't a big reader."
  2. Why should you never take aspirin with diarrhoea? Because it tastes so much better with water!
  3. I once entered a blindfolded masturbation contest. I have no idea where I came.

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