I went to a fish restaurant last night and ordered the Octopus.
The waiter said: "It takes 4 hours to cook."
I said: "Why?"
He said: "Because it keeps turning the gas off."
A man walks into a restaurant, peruses the menu and says to the waiter-
“I’d like two chicken Pissoles please”
”I’m sorry Sir, that’s a spelling mistake it should be an R”
”Oh, OK, I’ll have two chicken Rssoles then please”