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ballpoint

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  1. I went to a fish restaurant last night and ordered the Octopus. The waiter said: "It takes 4 hours to cook." I said: "Why?" He said: "Because it keeps turning the gas off."
  2. A man walks into a restaurant, peruses the menu and says to the waiter- “I’d like two chicken Pissoles please” ”I’m sorry Sir, that’s a spelling mistake it should be an R” ”Oh, OK, I’ll have two chicken Rssoles then please”
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