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    My local gym has just closed down. Now I have to find another one not to go to.
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    I cant believe that Netflix have cancelled "Vivaldi" after only four seasons.
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    Phil Oakey is a singer in the Human League but not a lot of people know his sister Carrie. She can be heard in most pubs on a Friday.
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    I went to the doctors he said "I see you have an iron deficiency." I said "how can you tell" he said "Your shirt's really creased"
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    My wife asked me "Is it just me or is the cat getting fat?" Apparently "No it's just you" wasn't the right answer
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    As me and the missus headed off on a romantic holiday, we talked about what kinky things we'd like to do to each other. She said, "I've always wanted to be handcuffed." So I planted a kilo of cocaine in her suitcase.
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    I always keep emergency flares in my car. You never know when you might get invited to a 70's disco
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    It's this modern age I know but I've got a date with a woman who identifies as a wheelie bin, but I can't remember if I'm taking her out Tuesday or Wednesday.
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    Lets hope everything is written down as well. With multiple copies, safely stashed away.
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