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ballpoint

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  1. I just bought a new self-help book: Dyslexia for Begonias.
  2. My wife has just lost one of my Mr. Men books That's it - No more Mr Nice guy!
  3. I saw a sign that said "watch for children", and I thought, "That sounds like a fair trade."
  4. I've spent the past four years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer, but no one will do it.
  5. I haven't slept for three days, because that would be too long.
  6. I haven't talked to my wife in three weeks. I didn't want to interrupt her.
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