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l found one of my neighbours sobbing her heart out this morning .". I asked her what was wrong? She said, "l was on my way to work this morning & about a mile from home my car started overheating, so l walked back home & found my husband in bed with another woman.". She said,... "I just don’t know what to do." I said, "have you checked the water level in the radiator.

My grandad left me a lot of money before he died and said that I should only spend it in an emergency. So today when my wife was hit by a bus I panicked and bought myself a Porsche.

A hotel with bedrooms. Whatever will they think of next?

Five "shadow tankers" used to transport sanctioned Russian oil have been attacked in the last three months - four in the Mediterranean, and one in the Baltic Sea. The Baltic Sea one was confirmed as a limpet mine, and it's likely that the others also used this method. Having driven the Russian fleet out of the Black Sea, it seems that the country without a navy is successfully expanding its attacks on shipping with a Russian connection. Refineries, storage tanks and now shipping, the Ukrainian branch of Just Stop (Russian) Oil doesn't mess about.

I'll see your high beams and raise you... From the old Aussie "Ettamogah Pub cartoons: