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ballpoint

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  1. I watched my first silent movie last night. The wife buggered off to bingo.
  2. I rang the doctor about my insomnia. He said there was no need for alarm.
  3. A truck carrying incontinence pants has shed its load. Police are warning of delays due to rubberknickers.
  4. Can you make a salad? Of course I can. Its hardly rocket science.
  5. I was in Turkey on holiday and came across one of those Turkish bath houses. They shaved with a solid steel stone ground razor from below the neckline, inside the ears, snipped out nose hairs, waxed off chest hairs and plucked all the hairs out of the ass crack, all finished off with a moustache trim and alcohol rub. Honestly, the wife's never looked so good!
  6. "Well done, lad. A few more of these and we'll soon get rid of the illegal pale faced immigrants and make Yakima great again!"
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