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ballpoint

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  1. People who like rock music are rockers. People who like pop music are popsters. There's an awful lot of country music fans about.
  2. I bought a used Jack in the box at a charity shop, but it doesn't work. I'm not surprised.
  3. We've got really good pet insurance... While our dog was at the vet, they gave us a courtesy cat.
  4. A lady was arrested at the airport today after officers found a stash of cocaine hidden in a 42GG bra. They confirmed it was a big bust.
  5. I went to report my cat missing. They asked if it was chipped? I said, well it does have the corner of an ear missing.
  6. I posted a review about the damaged paving outside my local shop and it got deleted. That's the last time I'm using TripAdvisor.
  7. I had 17 weeds in my garden, so I used some of that roundup. Now I have 20.
  8. Plumbing the depths again.
  9. My local gym has just closed down. Now I have to find another one not to go to.
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