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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
I went to a night club last night... I said: "Do you do a 60s night?" The manager said: "We used to." I said: "When?" He said, "In the 60s." -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Chatting to a guy at work, he happened to slip that I was known as the office computer amongst the other employees. "That must be due to my high intelligence and fast operating speed", I said. "No" he said, "You go to sleep if left alone for more than 15 minutes" -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Stephen has just won second place in a Fidel Castro lookalike contest. Close, but no cigar.... -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
I've just won the 'Most secretive person 2022' award. I can't tell you how much it means to me. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
As I went to the bus stop, I saw a heavily pregnant woman there. "When's it due?" I asked. "Two weeks," she replied, with a lovely smile on her face. "Well I might as well walk then..." I said -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
I don't mean to brag, but I have sychic power. For example, I know what all of you are thinking right now, "it's spelled psychic you idiot." -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Yesterday my wife asked me what size dress she should order online. I suggested a 'Mark F'. When she asked what that was I replied 'Its one up from a Mark E' I've just woken up in hospital. The food's not too bad, though I have to suck it through a straw. -
In major reversal, Elon Musk again proposes buying Twitter at full price
ballpoint replied to Scott's topic in World News
Maybe he's trying to find intelligent life on either of them. He's wasting his time if he is. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
He'd say "The bottle is half as big as it needs to be". -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
The kids next door have challenged me to a water fight. Just waiting for the kettle to boil. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
I was playing Scrabble with Midge Ure and had 4 tiles left, but they meant nothing to me. o.v.n.r. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
The water is so hard where we live, the plumbers have to go round in pairs. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
The optimist says: “The glass is half full.” The pessimist says: “The glass is half empty.” The engineer says: “The glass is twice as big as it needs to be.” -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Three engineers were riding in a car, went down a hill, and crashed. The mechanical engineer said, "It must be the brakes. Let me check 'em out." The electrical engineer said, "I think it was something in the electrical system. Let me check it out." The software engineer said, "Let's push it back up the hill and run it again." -
Assault on Kiev: Russian helicopters swoop above Ukraine's capital
ballpoint replied to Chris.B's topic in The War in Ukraine
If only they could arrange a cease fire and some peace negotiations, so that they could build up their forces while sitting around a table arguing from a position of weakness, before suddenly attacking again. Surely there is at least one stooge in the West who would support this and offer to mediate it? "Trump is offering to 'head up' a group to negotiate peace between Russia and Ukraine" Trump Offers to Lead Group to Mediate Peace With Russia (businessinsider.com) -
Assault on Kiev: Russian helicopters swoop above Ukraine's capital
ballpoint replied to Chris.B's topic in The War in Ukraine
Sour grapes? The Russians are sending out Iranian supplied suicide drones, including at least one targeting Zelensky's home town, where it hit a school. "In southern Ukraine, Zelensky's hometown of Krivyi Rih came under Russian attack by a suicide drone that destroyed two stories of a school early Sunday (Kyiv time), the regional governor said. The Ukrainian air force said it shot down five Iranian-made drones, while two others made it through air defences". Russian suicide drone attacks school in Zelensky's hometown (1news.co.nz) -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!