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ballpoint

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  1. We've got really good pet insurance... While our dog was at the vet, they gave us a courtesy cat.
  2. A lady was arrested at the airport today after officers found a stash of cocaine hidden in a 42GG bra. They confirmed it was a big bust.
  3. I went to report my cat missing. They asked if it was chipped? I said, well it does have the corner of an ear missing.
  4. I posted a review about the damaged paving outside my local shop and it got deleted. That's the last time I'm using TripAdvisor.
  5. I had 17 weeds in my garden, so I used some of that roundup. Now I have 20.
  6. Plumbing the depths again.
  7. My local gym has just closed down. Now I have to find another one not to go to.
  8. I cant believe that Netflix have cancelled "Vivaldi" after only four seasons.
  9. Phil Oakey is a singer in the Human League but not a lot of people know his sister Carrie. She can be heard in most pubs on a Friday.
  10. I went to the doctors he said "I see you have an iron deficiency." I said "how can you tell" he said "Your shirt's really creased"
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