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10 minutes ago... "A Reuters journalist saw army helicopters open fire at an armed Wagner column that was advancing past the city of Voronezh with troop carriers and at least one tank on a flatbed truck. The city is more than half way along the 680-mile highway from Rostov to Moscow". Russia coup latest: Russian helicopter gunships open fire on Wagner forces (telegraph.co.uk)

For those saying "no way", how would you feel about getting a lab grown organ transplant, assuming a human one wasn't available?

But it would be far more humane to breed an animal that wants to be eaten, and tells you so.

So how bad is the economy really doing, you ask? Women are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries. Jury duty is now considered a good-paying job. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. African television stations are now showing 'Sponsor an American Child' commercials! I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?" CEO's are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. My ATM gave me an IOU! A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced. I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife. I bought a toaster and my free gift with the purchase was a bank. If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you have to call them and ask if they meant you or them. McDonald's is now selling the 1/4 ouncer. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America . Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned the names of their children. My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her! A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico . Motel Six won't leave the light on for you anymore. A picture is now only worth 200 words. They renamed Wall Street " Wal-Mart Street ." When Donald and Melania travel together, they now have to share a room. One of the casinos in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

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