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ballpoint

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  1. A suicidal guy jumped off a bridge in Paris. He was in Seine.
  2. If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, then it probably needs more time in the oven.
  3. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now, but there doesn't seem to be much left of him.
  4. I went online to check the value of my car. It asked me if the fuel tank was full or empty.
  5. These are desperate times...
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