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2 minutes ago, fangless said:

Thank you very much.  I have often been complemented on my Gulllibles when I was allowed them but times change and I better do something like you suggest!

Do you accept COD (Concise Oxford Dictionary) and if so where can I buy the envelope to put it into so that I can post it to you through the Internet?

Just add 10,000 and I'll supply the envelope.

1 hour ago, fangless said:

Are you sure they are because it's still in the one on my shelf!  What should I do.

PS; I am not a blonde!

Careful, if you're caught with it in there you'll be fined 100,000 baht, but if you deposit just 80,000 baht in my bank account I can remove it over the internet. You'll never know the meaning of the word gullible again.  If you ever did in the first place...

I've heard they are taking the word gullible out of the dictionary.

Motorcycling for the masses. The granddaddy of the Honda Wave, (and your lawn mower), the Briggs and Stratton scooter, from 1920. 2hp, 4 stroke, 100mpg:

Whoever put that 'b' in subtle is a genius.

Just finished playing football down the old quarry
We won, 3 - 1 on aggregate

A tramp goes into the ironmongers, walks up to the counter and says "Gissa bottle o' meths."

"Be off with you, "you'll drink it!"

"Shan't," says the tramp, "Go, on please."

"I told you, you can't have it 'cos you'll drink it!"

"Promise I won't," says the tramp.

"OK, OK - here you go, 85p," says the ironmonger.

"Any chance of one from the fridge?"

It really has been a bit of a strange day
First, I found a hat full of money,
and then I was chased by an angry man with a guitar..