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No charging option in condo - Need advice
ballpoint replied to Dewey's topic in Thailand Motor Discussion
When I drive my petrol powered car to my condo, I do not expect them to have a petrol pump in the carpark for my use. I ensure that I have at least enough fuel in the tank to be able to get to one when I leave the building. It's a policy I'd also use if I owned an electric car. -
Assault on Kiev: Russian helicopters swoop above Ukraine's capital
ballpoint replied to Chris.B's topic in The War in Ukraine
I wonder if he took his shirt off? -
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ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
My dog is an expert in French wine. He's a Bordeaux collie. -
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ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
I keep seeing the word "opaque", and looked it up what it means. I'm still none the wiser though. The definition isn’t that clear. -
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ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
My mate called me in a flood of tears. His wife just left him, taking his prized Bob Marley collection and satellite dish. No Woman, no Sky. -
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ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Did you know that 84% of people in Iran are scared of spiders? But in Iraq , no phobia. -
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ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Windows Enterprise... -
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ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Stop horsing around. I was going to post all 500 pages, but with all the nagging on here it's giving me nightmares. -
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ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
I found it, but I got crabs along the way. -
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ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Police are searching for a thief who threatens his victims with a lit match. They are desperate to find him before he strikes again. -
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ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Bill was out with his drinking as normal, but the others noticed that he had been quiet and thoughtful, worried even, all evening. Being close friends they naturally ignored this for an hour or two, but then one spoke up and asked what was wrong. "Well", Bill explained, "It was our wedding anniversary today and the wife wasn't happy about me coming out with you lot instead of doing something with her at home." Sympathetic grimaces from around the table. "We argued and eventually she gave me an ultimatum; either I could stay home with her or I could go to the pub and I would come back to find that I was single." "It's been preying on my mind all evening. What if she was bluffing?" -
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ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
A bloke walks into a literary agent: "This is a book i wrote. Total 500 pages." "500 pages?!... What's it about?" "On the first page I wrote One King rode on a Horse and went towards the Jungle. And on the last page i wrote The King reached the Jungle." "So what did you write in the remaining 498 pages?" "I wrote; Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik ti tigdik tigdik... Tigdiki tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... tigdik... Agent :- (stunned) "AND what's that????!!!!!" "That's the sound of the Horse running...The hooves digging the terrain." "AND Who will read your story?" "Stick it in the AN worst joke thread. The people there will read anything... In fact, one of them is reading it as we speak! -
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ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!