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The video suggests that, in his role of chief of Russia's Nuclear, Biological and Chemical Protection Troops, Igor was also likely to have been the person who authorised the Salisbury nerve agent operation in 2018, so no tears outside Russia, and its lacky shills, will be shed. And further reporting: "A top Russian general accused by Ukraine of being responsible for the use of chemical weapons against Ukrainian troops was assassinated in Moscow by Ukraine's SBU intelligence service on Tuesday morning in the most high-profile killing of its kind. Lieutenant General Igor Kirillov, who was chief of Russia's Nuclear, Biological and Chemical Protection Troops, was killed outside an apartment building along with his assistant when a bomb hidden in an electric scooter went off, Russia's Investigative Committee, which probes serious crimes, said". Ukraine kills top Russian general in Moscow it accuses of chemical weapons crimes | Reuters

I found that I have been happier since I changed from coffee in the morning to orange juice. My doctor explained that it's the vitamin C and natural sugars. I think it's the vodka though.

Make your mind up!

This appears to have been a very well organised attack, firstly to know exactly when the train would be passing, then to arrange ground operatives to place explosives on the track, stopping the train, and thirdly following it up with HIMARS and Switchblade drone attacks to totally destroy it. Not only is the fuel it carried no longer available for Russian use, but it will take some time to clear and repair the tracks, especially if repair crews also come under attack. The video discusses the possibility that those who placed the ground explosives were partisan fighters, rather than Ukrainian soldiers. If so, then there appears to be a well organised resistance on the ground in Russian occupied territory, in communication with Ukrainian intelligence and supplied by drone drops.

"Doctor, I can't pronounce my F's, T's and H's". "Well, you can't say fairer than that then".

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him? " "Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down." "What??? Just because he's cross-eyed??? " "No, because he's really heavy"

Scientists have invented a car that runs on liquidised Parsley. They are now hoping to make the buses run on Thyme.

I'm trying to find that joke about chiropractors that someone posted. It was about a week back.

I had a bet on three horses today called Sunshine, Moonlight and Good Times. Not one of them won. I blame it on the bookie.

Whiteboards are remarkable.