scottyd

I don't post my personal information incase they come and get me.

You can't get moved for Taxis, so that will not be a problem. Just try to do some research where you want to stay, or the address of a Hotel or agent before you come to Thailand, have the address wrote down in Thai to show the Taxi Driver.

I can't really help with the rest becauseI don't know.

Well I must disagree with all other posters.

I suggest you bring her to live with you in your country, see how it goes, if everything turns out well, you will live happy ever after.

If things turn out not so good, well it's a learning experience and you can choose to learn from it.

Go for it mate, but just be prepared.

I've mastered all of these moves (Advanced). My specials are "Wash the Laundry (Intense)" and "Tjernobyl Child playing Ping Pong"

I'm also particulary fond of "Walk like the King" at 6.12.

Hahaha!

Phone your network provider, they will sort it out for you if you get them told.

Please keep us updated on what happens, if their new policy is not to stop farangs at customs, i'm doing the biggest drug run ever. I'll make a FORTUNE!

The modelling industry will not be good for you when i'm there, unless you are the photographer taking my sexual photos.

Those are cool. Some looklike they should be in a comic.

Give Clayton a break, he is not anti-cannabis, he is just anti-GettingCaught.

Was a crappy thief, I would have taken everything, including the wallpaper and the two people sleeping, then pimped them out to incresase my profits.

I suggest waiting until your friend is asleep, then stealing some of his things. Check out his reaction to see if he is genuinley suprised, and you can just act like it happened again. See what happens.

I don't mean to tar everyone with the same brush, but Thais are quite bad at dancing.

Thais need to take a page out of our book, this is how we dance:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SItPGEsjLQ

BygonKaew, you are a genius! I really think you are on to something with this. If more foreigners do this, then the storys of rip-offs will dwnidle.

I promote this method.

edit: I've been thinking, if you do it in a really gruesome way, they will just blame it on the Burmese witch doctor ritual killers, so you can get away suspect free!

No problem mate.

You could buy one of them small travel suitcase things with the wheels and the extendable handle to put her shopping in. You just pull it along.

Can you get Tangy Cheese Doritos in Thialand? I've never seen them.

Cannabis is now class B in the UK now. This means even if you are caught with a snot of dope you are arrested. No warnings anymore. However, I believe it is still at the Officers discression, so you may get a smack on the wrist if the Officer is having a merry day.

But like they say "Do the crime, be prepared to do the time."

It was on the news this morning that the British Pound is now weaker than Monopoly Money. Good job I passed Go.

People who say "It may not be the girls fault", "Family pressure" Boo Hoo kiss my ass so what? If a grown woman can't make her own decisions why the fuc_k do you want an adult relationship with them?

Don't answer that, I already know why. Because the ass is like POW!!!!!!!!

Can anybody write down this guys script? I want to start using his technique.

I would have helped if I could but i'm not in Thailand till the 20th. Sorry.

I'm still waiting for Simon to accept as a "friend"... but in the meantime and on a positive note, Simon's friend Natalie DID accept me as a friend.

If you think her available-to-the-public photo on the above link is something, you should see what she makes available exclusively to her "friends"

Pics or it didn't happen.

Can't refuse a challenge like that and so without stretching the limits of the board's proper decorum too far, my and Simon's amply-endowed friend Natalie...

Which one is Natalie?

Collins Thai phrasebook. Green cover, picture of a temple at dusk at bottom. White "collins" writing, yellow "thai" writing, white "phrasebook" writing. Book is pocket size fits palm of hand.

Has dictionary eng-thai and thai-eng. Also has menu reader, 70 topics arranged thematically, travel and cultural tips.

Price £4.50, but I bought this in England so it may not be available in Thailand.

I really enjoy learning languages, ones I am interested in anyway. I learned to speak Thai and Japanese a bit, but since I am more interested in Thai at the moment my Japanese skills have withered. But I find if I start learning Japanese again it all comes flooding back with a quick refresher, so it's all good.

The problem with Thai is there aren't many resources to learn from other than basic, whereas Japanese has so many resources from basic to very advanced that will help you get a better understanding of the language as a whole if you kept on studying.

edit: to the above poster, Japanese is easier to learn than Thai I think, but learning to speak it is a completley different ball game than learning to understand it, the Japanese speak like they are on crack.

Joe is a fuc_king legend, he speaks the truth, Preach!