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It's true. It was not a normal slap though, it was a British Passport Pimp slap just to let her know what to expect in the future. Doctor gave her it with my compliments.

Sorry mate, I actually thought you wanted me to pull all my old passports out and count the time in all the various parts of asia & come up with a grand total in hours and minutes.

Classic. Made my day.

Come to think of it, when I first went to Thailand, the immigration wifey in the booth gave me an awefully funny look when I gave her my passport. It turns out that most Brits slap aside immigration officials with their passports, and she was bracing herself for the hit.

Now alot of immigration booths and checkpoints have perspex glass to protect their employees, because of Brits. True story.

Dogs are definatly mans best friend if you combine your good ol' punch bag with peanut butter.

Awwww man, it's not going down again is it? I was hoping it would just stay above 50 to the pound. If it hits 45 i'm staying home.

My house has a front and back door with normal locks, and windows with normal locks too. I know what you're thinking, Fort Knox.

Just seen this movie last night. Was a bit disappointed. I was hoping for it to be a brain dead action flick.

There was too much Patter and not enough Arse-Kicking. That mutant god thing was a proper wanke_r, no wonder he couldn't see the future clearly because his head was up his arse.

I wish I had more hands, so I could give this movie four thumbs down!

Exactly. Marriage doesn't show commitment. Commitment shows commitment.

Haha.

It was a bit naughty, but sometimes I cannot help think some people just get what they deserve. At least the guy will think twice next time..............or maybe not.

Shame the doctor hit him on the head, should have been the throat.

Threatening behaviour should not be tolerated.

I'd agree with the above. You really should tell this guy. You could send him an anonymous letter like suggested, but me personally I would tell him face to face.

This woman is not that clever if she is babbeling her plans out to random people that are relativley close to "Joe". Textbook error.

Regarding the threats towards the girls. They are not in Thailand anymore, and the chances of her following up on her threats are as minimal as me getting sucked off by Pamela Anderson when I get home.

Tell him and get the witch sent back home.

edit: Remember Joe may not want to hear what you have to say, so don't get offended if he acts like a naive fool when you tell him.

SBK I think he means "they" as in family, as he writes "(even after 8 years)" before it. Suggesting the length of time he has known them.

ChiangMaiThai, If I were in your shoes, I would really have to question whether my girlfriend has "got my back".

One big thing for me in relationships is if my partner will stand by my side, and vice versa. This dosen't mean we have to agree on everything like some people may suggest after reading this. It means if somebody is trying to steal/betray etc. etc. from me, if she knows about it she will do her best to stop it from happening.

Your girlfriend doesn't seem to mind you being taken for a ride by her family, and that would be a big problem for me, being taken for a mug by people who are supposed to be friends/family. It's just not on.

I love giving face, because there's less work for my soldier to do when he gets put into action. Woop Woop.

It may be safe, but don't tempt fate. I keep my car keys and house keys seperate anyways, but if you have to leave your keys for the car wash, just leave the car keys, it doesn't take that long to take them off the ring.

Bening loyal to your family is one thing, but if it brings dishonesty along with it, it's not exactly a good way to be. Especially if that dishonesty is towards your partner.

If I found out my family was trying to rip off my partner, i'd be livid, because not only are they stealing off her, they would effectivley be stealing off me.

I have been had a few times during my lifetime, everybody has (not under these circumstances). Being had once, no biggie, learn from it, but being had twice, it's your own fault.

Unless you have put your own locks in your house, and chose good ones, chances are the locks you have got are shit. Bump keys can be made out of any key, just grind it down and voila.

If your street all has PVC doors put in by the council chances are your key will be the same aligned as everybody elses. Make copy of your key, grind it down. Bump away.

Lockpicking is a piece of piss on 80% of locks too because they are cheap locks to save money so have no security pins etc.

edit: I do not condone breaking in to other peoples houses. Only wanke_rs do that.

Thanks Syd and everyone else who replied, very helpful info.

No, you have got it completly backwards. Yes these people have moved to another country, and are/were prepared to accept the consequences, but is it wrong for them to search for things that may be available?

Just because you move to Thailand does not mean you only have to live on Thai produced things. The same way if you move to England you do not have to live on Fish, Chips and Tea.

Is there a bank/currency exchange in Suvarnabhumi airport?

Im not sure whether I should bring all GBP into Thailand then get it exchanged at the airport, or if I should bring say £100 in THB just to be on the safe side to tide me over until I find a bank to exchange the rest.

Suggestions appreciated.

What's "street wise" got to do with it? They are only asking if it's possible to get some things.

Tell her it's not the teacher you want a threesome with, it's her sister.

Some very nice houses in this thread. Should really get my finger out and start earning good money so I can get one.

Why feel threatened if you are looked at by a gay guy? I know i'm a sexy motherfuc_ker I expect men/women/animals to be looking at me.

Thai women only work on a strictly "need to know basis". Did you not read the instructions?