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That is mint. Shame there won't be many places for you to take off and land.

I really like thesunset75's posts.

I agree that the shark tastes better. I remember seeing shark in Cyprus years ago, there were big advertisements for it, but I dont think I have ever seen it in UK.

I have a good friend who has a Thai wife, nice woman, but started hanging aroud with Thai friends and suddenly she is gambling away all her wages. She has a degree and speaks good English, you would think she would know better, but I guess she is just easily led/weak willed. She was saving fora holiday back to Thailand, but it's gone up in smoke, gambled it all away. At least she was decent enough to only gamble her money and not my friends!

Yes, all Brits hate immigrants, and especially people who aren't white, that's why we are glad this guy is locked up, hopefully for longer than 2 years because he is black.

I really don't know what we were thinking when we allowed all immigrants equal opportunities, because that is just too generous of us, and so out of character for Brits. We should just have them locked in cages, only to be released for our entertainment. Because of this decision we are all bitter how the black and brown men are taking over the country and our jobs. OH NOES!

People get a grip, and while you are at it get a clue.

Call me an ambulance your avatar just made me have a fit.

I need help. How can I change my life so I am like some of you big boys?

You just need to be fluent in the two languages newyorkman has mastered, <deleted> and Bullshit.

Bruce Lee is dead and Chuck Norris is selling gym equipment. Roundhouse is so 1980's. Even pop martial arts are mixed martial arts with emphasis on jujutsu. Street punks shoot and miss and hit innocent kids. Before I was a master of bushido, I was trained by airborne, that's special forces for those who don't know. I can group shots in 1 inch circle from 50 yards with 9mm Beretta 92F, headshots every time from 600 yards with sniper bolt action rifle 12X scope. And don't get me started on my assault rifle with bayonette and two magazines taped together. I'd bitch slap the punks around, but my religion, Buddhism, prohibits me from arbitrarily bitch slapping punks. I do make acceptions sometimes, though, and the I have to go to Wat and make amends, but hey, it works for Steven Seagal, and it works for me.

Like I told you before, guns are for little bitches, ones who have to hide behind their boomsticks. You think that jibber jabber is impressive? I can kill a man with a chopstick up to 800 yards, and maim a man up to 1000 yards. Anything after 1000 yards I can't hit with a chopstick because there is not a chopstick in the world that can survive the immense forces inflicted on it for that long, it simply disintegrates. Some say it travels so fast it ends up in another dimension, but it has not been confirmed yet.

Back in the day when I was adopted by Pandas I learned their secret ways. I learned how to look all friendly, but be very deadly, and I can fight with bamboo better than anyone alive today, and when i'm done fighting, I can survive on the bamboo.

What are one's chances of walking out of Suvarnabumi without getting murdered?

Nil. You cannot, as a foreigner, walk out of Suvarnabumi without being murdered. You just have to enjoy the beautiful airport, I heard it really comes alive at night.

newyorkman, in these fairy tale, oops, I mean history books that you have read, do they also state that the planets don't actually orbit the sun, they infact orbit America?

I am the love child of Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee and I will roundhouse kick you and your half pint gang members back into your mothers wombs, only for you to be reborn, and slapped again by the midwife.

Oh and for the record, only little bitches use guns and knives. I have been shot and stabbed in the past and guess what, it didn't even hurt. Infact, I didn't even realise until they started shouting nasty words at me. Thats when I slapped them, bent them over and introduced them to my Arnold Schwarzenegger.

There is nothing wrong with being called a farang, but depending on the context, it can be used in very ignorant ways. Just like many things.

Just type the film name followed by "torrent" into google, and download the movie for free, and the movies generally come with the english subtitles included in the torrent. If not, just type the film name with "subtitle" at the end into google and download the english subs for the movie.

Are you questioning our newyorkman's intelligence? Be careful where you tread or he will get his homeboys onto you for a discounted price!

I'm from South Shields, a small town filled with charvas. We also have a really nice beach, but who the fuc_k wants to go there I don't know, it's fuc_king freezing. Catherine Cookson was also born here, whoop de do!

Hmm me too... don't think I've been called a cun_t though!

I don't care if someone calls me a farang as long as it's not as a direct insult, don't see any harm in it.

Small world!

Nice one, not too far away! So do you still live here or in Thailand?

I think we'd better take this conversation away from this Thread, Don't want to hijack this important thread with our drivel

Very true! haha

Anyways, "farang", i've ben called worse.

Newyorkman, are you well connected to the A Team? Are you Mr T?

How did you get to Thailand anyway? I thought you "ain't gettin' on no plane"

edit: newyorkman your history game is weak.

Nice one, not too far away! So do you still live here or in Thailand?

Nah, thats not me in the pic, it's Dave Chappelle dressed as Rick James.

I'm from South Shields, a small town filled with charvas. We also have a really nice beach, but who the fuc_k wants to go there I don't know, it's fuc_king freezing. Catherine Cookson was also born here, whoop de do!

Jubby, where are you from? England too I presume?

We don't "tek" things where I live, we "take" things. Also we live "here" and not "heye". "These" are the differences, not "theyse" are the differences.

I'm a Sand Dancer, wonder if you know where i'm from haha.

Uuuhhh I feel dirty now you thought I was a dirty mackem hahaha.

Live in a town just outside of Newcastle in England mate.

What's a better gift, a glass of water everyday or teaching someone to find their own water daily for the rest of their lives?

A glass of water everyday is better than finding it for yourself, as the time you have saved you can look for some food.

Well you guys think it's big and clever calling each other "Southern Fairies" and "Northern Monkeys", where I live we all know each other as "cun_ts"