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A woman boarded a taxi going home one evening But before the taxi took off, she saw her husband entering a lodge with another woman . She quickly asked the taxi driver: do you want to make more money amounting to k1000 in a few minutes? The tax driver happily answered: Of course Madam, What do I do for you? The woman said: here is a photo of my husband go inside that lodge get me my stupid husband as you pull him by his collar here! But few minutes later, the woman was surprised to see the taxi driver dragging a different man out of the lodge, kicking and dragging him by the collar. The wiman shouted at the taxi driver: Noo!! Please leave that man alone, He is not my husband,Have you confused the picture? The taxi driver answered: Relax Ma’am This one is my Son , hold him for me as I go get yours out too....

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