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What would be the international call charges? Will the call pass through 100% via WiFi? (My WiFi calling is enabled, but I am charged normal rates even for local calls)

A man wakes up one morning and finds a gorilla on his roof. So he looks up in the yellow pages and sure enough, TV there's an advert for "Gorilla Catchers" He calls the number, and the gorilla catcher, Santa Singh, says he will be over in 30 minutes. Santa arrives within 30 minutes and gets out of his van. He's got a LADDER, a BASEBALL BAT, a SHOTGUN and a HUGE DOG. "What are you going to do", the house owner asks. Santa said, "I'm going to put this LADDER up against the roof, and then I'm going to go up there and knock the gorilla off the roof with this BASEBALL BAT. When the gorilla falls off, the DOG is trained to grab the gorilla's testicles and squeeze them mercilessly. The gorilla will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van." Santa then hands a shotgun to the house owner. "What's the shotgun for?" asks the house owner. Santa replies, "If the gorilla knocks ME off the roof, SHOOT THE DOG IMMEDIATELY."!!!

A divine healer in church called out – “Anyone with special needs who wants to be prayed for, come forward to the front”. With that, John, got in line and when it was his turn the Pastor asked, "John, what do you want me to pray for you?" John replied, "Pastor, I need you to pray for help with my hearing." The Pastor put one finger of one hand on John's ear placed his other hand on top of John's head, and then prayed and prayed and the whole congregation joined in with much enthusiasm. After a few minutes, the Pastor removed his hands, stood back and asked: "John, how is your hearing now?" John answered, "I don't know. My hearing is actually next Thursday at the London High Court."

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A farmer stopped by a hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. Then he stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the store, he wondered how to carry all his purchases home. While he was scratching his head, he was approached by a lady who told him she was lost. She asked, 'Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?' The farmer said, 'Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is very close to that house. I would walk you there, but I can't carry this lot.' The lady suggested, 'Why don't you put the can of paint in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm, and carry the goose in your other hand?' 'Thank you very much,' he said and proceeded to walk the lady home. On the way, he said, 'Let's take my short cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in no time.' The lady looked him over cautiously and said, 'I am a lonely widow without a husband to protect me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and have your way with me?' The farmer said, 'Holy smokes, lady! I'm carrying a bucket, a gallon of paint, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?' The lady replied, 'Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the paint on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens.'

*ATTORNEY*: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? *WITNESS* : Did you actually pass the law exam? ____________________ *ATTORNEY* : The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he? *WITNESS* : He's twenty, much like your IQ. ____________________ *ATTORNEY* : Were you present when your picture was taken? *WITNESS* : Are you serious. ____________________ *ATTORNEY*: She had three children, right? *WITNESS* : Yes. *ATTORNEY* : How many were boys? *WITNESS* : None. *ATTORNEY* : Were there any girls? *WITNESS* : Your Honour, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? ____________________ *ATTORNEY* : How was your first marriage terminated? *WITNESS* : By death. *ATTORNEY* : And by whose death was it terminated? *WITNESS* : Take a guess. ____________________ *ATTORNEY* : Can you describe the individual? *WITNESS* : He was about medium height and had a beard. *ATTORNEY* : Was this a male or a female? *WITNESS* : Unless the Circus was in town, I'm going with male. ____________________ *ATTORNEY* : Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? *WITNESS :* All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight. ____________________ *ATTORNEY*: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? *WITNESS* : The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. *ATTORNEY* : And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? *WITNESS* : If not, he was by the time I finished. ____________________ *ATTORNEY*: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? *WITNESS* : No. *ATTORNEY* : Did you check for blood pressure? *WITNESS* : No. *ATTORNEY* : Did you check for breathing? *WITNESS* : No. *ATTORNEY* : So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? *WITNESS* : No. *ATTORNEY* : How can you be so sure, Doctor? *WITNESS* : Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. *ATTORNEY* : But could the patient have still been alive? *WITNESS*: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law

At the rate these vaccines are 'marketed' world-wide, I wonder if anyone really knows about them!

If you see an Invisible Annoying Box, just above the task bar in Windows 11... (I get it quite often. If there is anything under it, you cannot click due to this box) Seems this is a known bug in Windows 11. At present all you can do is kill the process involved. Open Task Manager and scroll down to Windows Explorer, then right click > Restart OR select the Details tab and right click on MiniSearchHost.exe and End task.

Seems something installed via the last couple of updates (I cant exactly pinpoint which one), my Touchpad is having issues. Taps are not recognised and the left button is not working. So far, did not find a solution. Seems this is a common issue and I hope MS will do something. (...but my PC is a HP Probook 4530s, about 10 year, so...!!!