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A student is taking an exam from anatomy. The professor points at a skeleton and says: - Can you tell me if this is a male or a female skeleton? The student is hesitant and after a moment replies pointing at the front of the hips: - I suppose there was a penis here. The professor responds: - I suppose not one, but many.

An auld fella from the west coast of Scotland is staying at a bed and breakfast in Cornwall. On the first morning of his stay, the proprietor serves him a full English breakfast (sausages, bacon, black pudding, beans, mushrooms, tomatoes, fried slice and two pieces of bread and butter) and later, as he’s about to go out, she asks him was it all to his liking. “Aye,” he says, “it was vera lovely indeed. But I do usually have a wee bit more bread with ma breakfast in a morning.” The proprietor considers herself a professional host and is a little stung by the criticism so the following day she provides the same breakfast again but this time with four slices of bread and butter. Again, she approaches him with a smile after he’s eaten and asks how the meal was received. “Aye,” he says, “it was vera nice, vera nice. But I do usually have a wee bit more bread with ma breakfast in a morning.” As the week wears on, the proprietor loads the man’s plate with more and more bread until finally, frustrated with his daily gentle criticism, she goes to the baker for an unsliced loaf. She cuts it lengthways right down the middle, waps a thick spread of butter over each half and balances it ludicrously on the edge of his breakfast plate. Grinning, she approaches the man after breakfast and asks ”and how was your breakfast today?” The man nods amiably and says ”Aye, it was truly lovely. But I see we’re back tae two slices of bread again…

My wife and I were watching "Who Wants to be a Millionaire" in bed. I asked if she want to have sex. She said no. I asked, "Is that your final answer?" She didn't even look at me this time and said, "Yes.." I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

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The scariest thing happened on my first parachuting lesson. The first time you jump, you get harnessed to the Instructor. As I plummeted through the air, waiting for the instructor to open the parachute, he turned to me and asked "So, how long have you been an Instructor for?"

What's the difference between a magician and a row of showgirls? One has an array of cunning stunts...

If you drive a Subaru in reverse, what are you? U r a bus

Waiting game A policeman, patrolling near midnight at a local parking spot, saw a couple inside with the dome light on. There was a young man in the driver's seat reading a magazine and a young lady in the back seat knitting. Stopping to investigate, he walked up to the driver's window and knocked. The young man looked up, cranked the window down, and said, "Yes, Officer?" "What are you doing?" the policeman asked. "Well, sir, I'm reading, and my girlfriend is knitting a sweater." "How old are you, son?" the officer asked. "I'm twenty," the boy replied, looking at his watch. "And in about twelve minutes, she'll be eighteen."

The teacher asked the class to write an essay about an unusual event that happened during the past week. Little Johnny got up to read his. It began, "My daddy fell in a well last week." "Good grief!" the teacher exclaimed. "Is he OK?" "He must be," said Little Johnny. "He stopped calling for help yesterday

Absolutely! But if one is buying a new PC, should keep in mind about the compatibility for future upgrade (if the OS is not installed). Then, some guys (like me) just like to play around with new OS's as they are released! ????

Yes, it still is a Beta product, I guess. I installed it on a virtual machine just to get the hang of it. By the way, if you are interested try Ventoy . Ventoy is an open source tool to create bootable USB drive for ISO/WIM/IMG/VHD(x)/EFI files. With ventoy, you don't need to format the disk over and over, you just need to copy the ISO/WIM/IMG/VHD(x)/EFI files to the USB drive and boot them directly. You can copy many files at a time and ventoy will give you a boot menu to select them .

For whatever it is worth, drop an email to [email protected]. They respond fast and in English, and had been very helpful every time I contacted them. All the best!

Agree 100% Started with a Samsung A5 and now an A71. But this range is way over the OP's budget.

Solution by @Gsxrnz should solve your problem.

Just for your information: About multi-device beta Now you can use WhatsApp on up to four companion devices at one time, but can only have one phone connected to your WhatsApp account at one time. https://faq.whatsapp.com/general/download-and-installation/about-multi-device-beta/?lang=en (I did use this version for a couple of weeks, but found I prefer the WhatsApp Web version)

Nothing to laugh about, IMHO. Just that you are taking the best option available for you. We all are not computer experts.

Check for compatibility Use the PC Health Check app to see if your PC can run Windows 11. The download link is right at the bottom of the web page. https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/windows-11?ocid=wu_windows_app_omc_win#pchealthcheck

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