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  1. Matthew saw Samuel his ex business partner begging on the street and invited him to get into his limousine. What happened to your share of $15 million each of us received? Matthew asked? Samuel answered "Well, I bought a yacht for $5 mil and just as we were coming out of a fiord in Norway, hit an iceberg and it sank. Then I bought a jet and taking off from Manila the tires burst and it crashed. Decided to retire in Monaco with remaining $5 mil and met this gorgeous woman and got married. After 2 years and a divorce, she took off with my remaining $5 mil. And so, here I am! My god, Samuel. So what did you learn out of all this? Matthew asked? Samuel replied "If anything floats, flies or <deleted>, rent it! Don't buy it.
  2. Windows 11 KB5011493 released with several new features Windows 11 KB5011493 has been released for everyone as part of the Patch Tuesday cycle and it comes with several new features. Microsoft also published Windows 11 KB5011493 offline installers and these installers can be used to manually upgrade the devices to the latest version. KB5011493 contains all fixes and improvements from the previous optional cumulative update. Windows 11 Patch Tuesday release introduces new taskbar features, but remember that these features are enabled on your device already if you installed the optional updates. https://www.windowslatest.com/2022/03/09/windows-11-kb5011493-released-with-several-new-features/
  3. Yes I did since 17/02/2022 and found no issues. Please see link below which mentions some problems with this KB. Windows 11 KB5010414 accidentally hides Start Menu, Microsoft responds >>> https://www.windowslatest.com/2022/02/28/windows-11-kb5010414-hides-start-menu-microsoft-says-its-not-a-bug/
  4. A wealthy aristocrat was hosting a party at his estate, which had been in his family for generations. He noticed that one of his guests bore a striking resemblance to himself. He could not believe that such a similarity could exist with no genetic link, so guessing that his father had sown some wild oats, he approached the guest and asked with a smirk, "Was your mother ever a maid here?". The guest replied, "No, my father used to be the gardener."
  5. Very true. Thinking back, how many times we have seen this type of scenario or worse... then the perpetrator was not Russia or China. We humans have a short and 'selective' memory. All countries manufacturing heavy weapons and nukes should be ashamed first, before accusing others. A heavy armoury is not exactly something that takes tender care of fellow beings. IMHO
  6. Reading some of the comments, I thought I was on the wrong thread - the one for humour ????
  7. Reading some of the comments, I thought I was on the wrong thread - the one for humour ????
  8. How to Log In as Administrator on Windows 10 or 11 https://www.howtogeek.com/786907/how-to-log-in-as-administrator-on-windows-10-or-11/
  9. Windows 11 22H2 feature promises significant protection from malware https://www.windowslatest.com/2022/03/05/windows-11-22h2-feature-promises-significant-protection-from-malware/
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