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ravip

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  1. Definitely it wont be tomorrow! So we are waiting with our fingers crossed... 6 months? 1 year ?
  2. A woman is flying on Air India to the USA. After they take off the pilot announces, *” This is your Captain Ramaya Kirti. We are cruising at 35,000 feet etc., etc...”* Then, a woman passenger beckons to a stewardess: *“ Is it true that this big airplane is being flown by a woman?”* Stewardess: *” Yes, Captain Ramaya Kirti is a woman.”* Woman: *” How wonderful, I‘m so excited! Do you think you can arrange for me to go up to the cockpit to congratulate her?”* Stewardess: *” Yes, I think I can arrange that. You might also like to know that the co-pilot is also a woman.”* Woman: *” Oh, how exciting. Please let me congratulate them both at the cockpit.”* Stewardess: *” Ok, you can do that. You might also like to know that the entire crew of this plane are women.”* Woman: *” That is the most exciting thing I have heard in a long time, this has made my day. I just have to express my admiration at the cockpit!”* Stewardess: *” One more thing you might like to know,* we don't call it the *cockpit* anymore!!” Woman: *” So, what do you call it?”* Stewardess: *” Pussy Den”*
  3. At St. Peter's Catholic Church, they have weekly husbands' marriage seminars. At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years. Giuseppe replied to the assembled husbands, 'Wella, I'va tried to treat her nicea, spenda da money on her, but besta of all is, I tooka her to Italy for the 25th anniversary!' The priest responded, 'Giuseppe, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary? Giuseppe proudly replied, "I gonna go picka her up."
  4. Isn't there a limit that you can carry cash internationally? I thought it was around USD 10,000/-
  5. There are some suggestions here for backup purposes. https://www.easeus.com/backup-recovery/5-best-free-windows-11-backup-software.html Here they give the cloning procedure https://www.easeus.com/partition-master/how-to-clone-a-hard-drive-on-windows-11.html
  6. Yes. The Dr himself suggested my left eye (weaker) first. Early April I've planned a months trip to Australia, already. So most probably I will have to start this procedure 2nd week of May.
  7. My eye sight is not too bad. I use the phone/WhatsApp without my specs when I am out cycling/jogging. No I am not taking alpha-blockers.
  8. Yes, also I've heard about painful injections on the eye.
  9. Are you having issues caused by these cataracts? I found reading small print difficult. Long distance too, the smaller print on shop name boards, road signs were appearing blurry. I thought changing my current lenses would solve it - but during the testing, the optometrist mentioned about signs of cataracts. Then I we consulted an eye surgeon, and he confirmed. Night driving too was an issue - oncoming lights were blinding me. First I thought it was an issue with my windscreen.
  10. It would make a world of difference, if going out with her/him after landing! 555
  11. Yesterday, I was diagnosed with cataracts in both eyes, and surgery recommended. I am totally clueless about this procedure, and mortally scared of surgery (this will be my first). How painful can it be? What are the best practices in choosing an intra ocular lens? Is this a once in a lifetime operation (under normal conditions)? Recovery time (under normal conditions)? After full recovery, what precautions are necessary - eg is swimming OK Pool or sea? Any other... Thanks a million in advance!
  12. People addicted to alcohol = alcoholics People addicted to aseannow = ? (posting mundane stuff even while drinking)
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