fatter than harry

..

Sticking your fingers up somebody for a dime , now that's just sick.

Buy a steak and grope that.

Great quote!

But honestly, tell me where you can get a steak for 20 baht

Talk to RandomChances, he might have some spares.

Just because this report has appeared in the paper doen't make it a new phenomena, I lived in Hat Yai for over a year and met many nice Malaysians, however to think that these guys went to Hat Yai every weekend for the rubber is naive.

Wait...

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Palmer ya big grease monkey, it's pretty dammn hard for anyone not to contribute to your threads you start so many of the bloody things, that aside, the fact that you actually have a list of favoured fat homosexuals is evidence enough that you're a freak o nature.

How is the weather in England, listmaster?

Coinleach Glas an Fhomhair

(The Green Stubble-Field of Autumn)

Ar chonnlaigh ghlais an Fhoghmhair

A stóirín gur dhearc mé uaim

Ba deas do chos i mbróig

'Sba ró-dheas do leagan siubhail.

Do ghruaidh ar dhath na rósaí

'Sdo chúirníní bhí fighte dlúith

Monuar gan sinn 'ár bpósadh

Nó'r bórd luinge 'triall 'un siubhail.

Tá buachaillí na h-áite seo

A' gartha 'gus ag éirghe teann

Is lucht na gcochán árd

A' deánamh fáruis do mo chailín donn

Dá ngluaiseadh Rí na Spáinne

Thar sáile 's a shlóighte cruinn

Bhrúighfinn féar is fásach

'S bhéinn ar láimh le mo chailín donn.

Ceannacht buaibh ar aontaigh'

Dá mbínn agus mo chailín donn

Gluais is tar a chéad-searc

Nó go dtéidh muid thar Ghaoth-Bearra 'nonn

Go sgartar ó n-a chéile

Bárr na gcraobh 's an eala ón tuinn

Ní sgarfar sin ó chéile

'S níl ach baois díbh á chur 'n mur gcionn.

Chuir mé leitir scríobhtha

Annsoir mo sweetheart agus casaoid ghéar

Chuir sí chugam arís í

Go rabh a croidhe istuigh i lár mo chléibh.

Cum na h-eala is míne

Ná'n síoda 's ná cluimh na n-éan

Nach trom an osna ghním-se

Nuair a smaoitighim ar a bheith 'sgaradh léi.

'Sé chuala mé Dé Domhnaigh

Mar chómhrádh 'gabháil eadar mhnáibh

Go rabh sí 'gabháil 'a pósadh

Ar óigfhear dá bhfuil san áit.

A stóirín glac mo chomhairle

'S a' foghmhar seo fan mar tá

'S cha leigim le 'bhfuil beo thú

A stór nó 's tú mo ghrádh.

I think you'll agree, that as far as songs go about buying cows from the market, that takes the biscuit.

Neil Diamond

The Shadows

Richard Clayderman

Perry Como

Oh yeah and The Prodidgy...

Nat King Cole

Enya

The Spinners

Cliff Richard

Oh yeah, and Aphex Twin.

Yours was better

Hats off to all you old rockers, hard to find comparibles these days but I must reccomend the band Jet. Buy the album, it's right up your alleys, I promise.

Or your money back.

Doctor Zhivago

Medicenebox, Splitlid, Igots, LC, Scamp. LC, Wolf, Rod, Tornado, that poolcleaner fellow, LC, Totster, RC, OFCS - penz, bronc, et al, LC, Stroll, Spee, special mention to wolf5578...(sp?) - he's always very smart, LC, Yohan, Many more cool and pleasant members, LC, last and least, Palmer. below that would be that pudgi fellow, bitter indeed.

you really must stop posting pics. of your car in this thread... movies & entertainment only...

Well, as I filmed myself breaking into your bedroom, trimming your pubes, putting them in a jar, taking them home, cutting them up into tiny pieces, dying them green and mixing them with spittle I found on your chin to make the text in that sticker, I guess it counts.

Indiana Palmer and the temple of spume

Seven Brides for seven brothers

Is there an echo in here?

Regarding your last taunt - which is pretty funny from someone living in the UK - I saw this and I thought of you:

Scarface

hmmm, second thoughts, you can be spartacus.

Tron

SPARTACUS

harry palmer stands up amidst the seated hordes of the thaivisa board & proudly announces.. 'i am spartacus'

Exorcist (the)

No.

I'm Spartacus.

Enter the dragon

Another classic. George, you went for the role of Taksin? That is you between E.T. and the bunny?

10

My apologies.

being the overweight homosexual that you are FTH, i doubt whether you will have the opportunity of learning anything from your own kids.

You've cut me man, cut me deep. I would give you the bird, but my finger's wedged tightly up your mums sweet, sweet ass.

mmmmmm, beefy.

Saving Private Palmer

Harry palmer and the goblet of semen

Starsky and Hutch

Seven Brides for seven brothers

Timebandits

Moving on from Ginger horse armpit hair's wrongness....

Totsters Zulu

U-571

Harry Palmer and the chamber of ######z

Slap Her, She's French

X Men