fatter than harry

Yohan, Last time we were in a disagreement you cut and pasted my personal details into a thread and mocked them on the open forum, ya big freak-o-nature - it's because of muppets like you that people probably leave their details blank.

always wanted to change that setting!

Can I be 'Solid Gold Member' thanks!

It's worth the 20 baht for letters section, there are some occasional gems there. I can also find at least one other piece of interesting news, however I agree that it is quickly getting bland as boy bands on toast.

I used to think 'how can they get away with printing that!' many times in the past, but not for a long time. Now I worry about reaping the fruits of my labours early next week and wearing emerald on the 7th to aleviate a financial issue.

Andaman post is much better for gossip and humour.

Johng, rockbitch played in my bar 4 times in England, they're me very good mates!! Can't believe you know them!!

Excellent!

Sharkys bar in Patong, the sandwiches are very tasty there.

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"

Kick's off today!

My money is still on the arse, god how I hate them, but with viera staying that surely puts the seal on the trophy? Man U start with 9 first teamers unavailable for selection, Chelsea have another 100 gazillion quids worth of talent to bed in and Liverpool will need another season to weed out the houlier crap.

Surely spurs can't become top 6 contenders by buying a couple of oldish midfield generals? although it was exactly what they needed.

Everton are so screwed, Southampton might be too if Beattie does go.

Are Norwich good enough to stay up? Palace and wba to go straight back down again, and what about Man city? Danny Mills to fix their defence woes hmmmm

I can't wait! the one thing that UBC do well is the footy,

*welcome* new season!

Shrek 2 - thought I'd hate it, but it was bloody funny, two thumbs.

Rundown - Action adventure with 'the rock', action movies don't get much better than this. two thumbs.

Timeline - like jurassic park with no dinosaurs - rubbish as all helll, one finger.

Seabiscuit - like pirates of the carribean but with horses, kind of. Its aces, two thumbs.

4 holes 1 goal - errrr, how did that get in here? two thumbs, quite literally.

"Meesta, why you so dumb, hey?"

As we've made our own little joke shop of horrors, let the poor gags continue!

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."

So I went to the Chinese restaurant and

this duck came up to me with a red rose

and said "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said "Waiter, I asked for aromatic duck".

The trick is to go for those 10's in the early stages

13,367

I am an alcoholic.

woohoo

Thread closed?

Take. aways.

Less dirty dishes, more time for sweet sweet lovin'.

(Sorry, been listening to too much Barry White)

http://www.rathergood.com/bunny_too_tight/

http://www.rathergood.com/mickey/

http://www.rathergood.com/holding/

Tomorrow is bunny day!!

I like your styne

5 - I'm slow

I knew that already.

You know that feeling you get sometimes, that your being watched... well thats me, hiding in the corner of your monitor, watching you as you read the screen.

reading

[cough]

not w@nking.

(Sorry, Hairy. I am aware of your relationship with G.. but you see.. I wanna be safe on the forum  )

[sniff]

S'okay Lc, we can share

he called me baby though, I don't see G man calling you baby

[stiffles sob]

Carry on!

This forum is aces

double post - oops!

The road to H.ell is paved with women drivers - wait, that was a bumper sticker.....more research needed.

Try this simple test:

http://www.channel4.com/life/microsites/G/.../gayometer.html

I bought it in sunny Phuket, at the only dvd place that's consistently any good, and thats the guy in the basement of Big C, near all the telephone shops.

It was good quality, but it was a dvd.

Arrrrrrrr

I just watched a pirate copy of 'i, robot'

It was called 'arrrrrrr, robot'

(you can tell i just made that up, right? )