fatter than harry

Here's something for you to try out next time you're in a bar...

Order a bottle of Heineken and a glass of water, position yourself to get some good backlight into that glass - say the fridge - put your thumb over the top of the Heineken bottle, turn it upside down and put the neck into the top of the glass of water, remove your thumb and watch all the oily, greasy, funky sh.t slide out of your beer - it'll take approximately 2 minutes to empty out, your Heineken will then taste bland - hey presto, Rolling Rock!

In that case I should read stuff properly before I slam a slammer

I dunno Bluecat, I thought when you wrote:

There was quite an interesting post on Stickman web site:

That you meant someone had posted the post you quoted on stickman's website

Not stickman himself - who we all love

So chill out flummoxed, or read stuff properly before you slam!

Sorry everyone!

It was me, I've been stalking the guy for months now - I follow him around BKK wearing a suit and tie and talk <deleted> into my mobile, usually about extending working hours in the Nakhon Nike sweatshop.

What really piszes him off is when I get my laptop out in a cafe and pretend to buy and sell shares whilst enjoying my orange mocha frappachino (Z) He hates that

Beer Chang is downright stir-crazy loopy juice. Respect to anyone who chooses it as their own!

Good news about San Miguel - what's the latest on Carlsberg are they really pulling out?

[/cry like a baby]

We're lovers not fighters!

We are, right?

I'm sorry, from the front page this thread looked like it said "<deleted> everybody"

I thought it sounded interesting, especially in the visa section, my bad.

Phazey, you have the best avatar on the forum.

To cut down your lobby pamphlet time go here; http://phuket.com/index.html or you could try here; http://www.phuket-travel.com/index.htm

Or post in the phuket local forum, bit quiet here.

A man goes to the doctor and says,

"Doctor, I'm having trouble with my hearing".

"What are the symptoms?" asks the doctor.

The man replies, "A yellow TV cartoon family".

The guy who built the bridge?

Just got back from the lawyers regarding the sale of the boat - you're right they know bugger all. I got much better information and service from TML when we bought it, I reccommend you try them.

Or just buy a car

K. Wisut admitted that it was difficult to give a full breakdown of all the subsections, but stressed that officials at District Offices understood the new system and would guide owners of venues to the appropriate subsection.

Ned, you really should be posting this in the writing competition, its quality and makes me realise why I love Thailand - those 100 meters walks are amazing.

What a good idea for an advertising slogan...oh

or

If you plan on returning to Phuket you could rent a big bike and take a leisurely tour to krabi - you can wear leather and pretend you're the terminator.

I'm shocked that dodgy fax machine's get edited

Commercial or recreation doesn't matter, its more to do with owning assets than intended use. I'm sure there are more knowledgeable people on this site than I that can enlighten you in that regard. We have just sold the boat, the guy that bought it was going to register it into his existing trading company but as it was only 51% Thai owned he was unable to do so, he bought a 70% Thai owned shelf company from his lawyer - the lawyer is very reputable but I'd check on the legalities of buying a shelf company as I think this was outlawed a while ago, although that might only apply to owning property.

Hope this helps

Whereabouts are you thinking of buying the boat, Phuket? If so i reccommend Thai Marine Leisure (TML) they did the registering of our boat. email address is: [email protected]

An extra 1920 baht per month in take home pay will make a huge difference to Cheerless Leaders lifestyle.

Dr. PP, I think Peerless Bleeder has bought the rights to the year 1920 - in future any and all reference to any activity that took place in that year earns him 20 baht.

Hi Marto,

Be careful, you're clearly abusing a forum sponsor's fax machine.

Zoolander

Grosse Pointe Blank (or the one with John Cussak in the record store)

Mary Poppins (or South Pacific - will have to check)

Zulu

Dirty Dozen (or Mean Machine)

I woke up at 8 and put alarm on snooze for an hours worth of 6 minute intervals - sad. went to work, crappyy drive in, wouldn't let that airport taxi undertake me again though! one point to ME! YES YESSS!

Answered outstanding emails. As first day back in office after a weekend in BKK there were about 300 extend my c0ck junk emails along with the usual suspects of liquid viagra/home insurance/cable tv, think there must be a connection there somewhere.

got work permit today - hooray! had to give it back to lawyers - boo!

Spent rest of morning looking forward to lunch and feeling bad about not letting the taxi driver undertake me - I'm turning Thai

Did some more work in the afternoon, not really though as I worked on a junk mail theory..........if I buy all that home insurance I can afford to knock down the walls with my permanently erect liquid viagra powered fallus......kept losing the thread with the cable tv thing....Did some paperwork - although again not really, I was chatting - in the chatroom (some of us do use it) - all afternoon / evening with giselle and leonah about me being a pirate and drinking own urine.....

Then went home, in fact I actually wrote a list of my top 5 favourite films, which is soooooooo hard.

The worst thing in bangkok is waking up bleary eyed, going into the bathroom to brush your teeth and the girl you don't remember bringing home is pissing standing up.

I agree with you Mike, Tesco Phuket is a bit of a let down, thats if you can find a parking space - anyone know what the C in Big C stands for?

Jesus! is phonewrist becoming the new birdflu?! Will we see the government belatedly cull all erickson T541's?!

Keeping to the theme:

A guy with a black eye, boards his plane and sits down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye, too. He says to him, "Hey this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes; mind if I ask how you got yours?"

The other guy says, "Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister accident. See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the most massive breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying, 'I'd like two tickets to Pittsburgh,' I

accidentally said, 'I'd like two pickets to Tittsburgh'........... So she socked me a good one."

The first guy replied, "Wow! This is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue twister too. I was at the breakfast table this morning and I wanted to say to my wife, 'Please pour me a bowl of Frosties, honey.' But I accidentally said, 'you've ruined my life you evil fat slag'.