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Considering that I am 77, I don't begrudge donating 2500 baht to a pretty young 'charity'. (And I certainly don't have a conscience about it. My health is paramount!)

I am 77 now and have prostate problems. Is there a hospital/doctor/surgeon you could please recommend in the Chiang Mai/Lamphun area? (I am willing to go to Bangkok if necessary) Many thanks.

What in God's name did they say to him: "No honey, no cunny?"

When I was young I used to tie a string around my goose Cobber's neck and take him for walks. He grew big. We were 'simpatico' and all was fine until it made a running, flapping honking attack on Dad. Cobber disappeared. Dad told me (under duress) that Cobber had flown away. I thought this was a bit odd as I had seen Dad clip its wings. It wasn't until a few years later that Dad admitted we'd eaten Cobber for Christmas dinner. 65 years on I'm still having counselling.

Paternity leave perhaps? A bad joke. Like a teacher who received 6 months paternity leave on full pay in order it turned out to operate his home computer business full time.

Many thanks, Maybole. I'll go there next week.

Does anyone know please of a very good 'woodman' in the Chiang Mai/Lamphun area who could make and install (with lock, bolts and keys) a strong back kitchen door leading out into the garden? Thank you.

A wonderful fighter. He beat the best: Pascual Perez and Fighting Harada.

Wackford Squeers. Thrash the little perishers (LOL!) (and P.S. - Dickens is among the greatest of all novelists)

I did mine through Thai Visa Assist in Chiangmailand. very efficient and quick. 088 258 0139 410, 4-5 Chiangmailand Rd, Tambon Chang Khlan, Mueang Chiang Mai District, Chiang Mai 50100

I'm as strong as Hercules and can go all day and all night (with a bit of greasing now and then). I'm Husqvarna Man!

What happens in two weeks when I want to use my SCB card in Switzerland? Will my card be blocked??

Bach's Brandenburg Concertos. I sing along to them very happily.

I have some UK stocks and shares, including Aviva and Standard Life - small holdings. Dividends paid into my UK bank. I am 76 years old. My Will leaves everything to my Thai partner. I'm presuming (?) that transferring to her (and hoping that she might understand about them) would be very difficult - if not impossible. Is it even UK legal to do so? Better for me to sell them? Oops! nearly forgot. What do you think I should do with my Bradford and Bingley shares?