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cowellandrew

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  1. Dont worry here in the uk We have gone over board, Homes under hammer Homes for hamas
  2. penniless do you get penny's in Thailand so he was penniless before and after the scam! 😁
  3. I have to reply to this I never knew what a curtain hotel was, It was my birthday so went out drinking and eating with my wife around Sukhumvit decided to get a taxi home to the place we were staying, a friends house, taxi green/yellow she told the guy the address and off we go, the taxi driver from surin,isan some where north east, I think of them as the Geordie of Thais, went over the pinklao bridge left turn into the curtain motel, as they pulled the curtain behind the taxi I thought it was a robbery or I was going to be shot, anyway after so laughing my wife and the taxi driver confirmed the address, it was on the next soi, no gps 30 years ago, ps still with the wife!
  4. It's a hotel that you can stay in and a curtain is pulled behind your vehicle for discretion, It's not a very good picture but you get the idea,
  5. If you live in Thailand you are probably only 15 minutes away from one
  6. Turn every thing off and go to the pub, This also works in hot countries as you save on heating costs! 😁
  7. I found Prosecco goes well with กุ้งกระโดด Just drink the wine and bingo the shrimp have all jumped off the dish
  8. Ah a case of up the Jordan without a paddle! I got bored of the river to the sea chanting every Saturday about 15 weeks ago here!
  9. The chainsaw massacre happened out side my mums bedroom widow, next door neighbor I have currently made £300,000 With my banksy portrait!
  10. To thai authorities I am going to try that chat line on my thai wife, do you want to try yoga? Not filmed in Thailand, Looking for a camera man person he, she,it
  11. Because its difficult to smoke alcohol! 😁🐒
  12. Great idea are you stoned? So you fall off your motorbike end up in hospital, you dont smoke tobacco, or weed end up in bed next to guy doing a bong every 10 minutes!
  13. With current weather I imagine there is lots of hot dogs in Thailand! I hope my dog named trouble is being well behaved!
  14. And I wonder how much sewage the carrier group just dumped in the sea in there recent visit!
  15. Yum yum 10 year old rice with bugs and sand & a few rodent droppings! 😂😁😂😁
  16. Hi is this Noi hows the weather in pattaya I've got a small problem all the buffaloes have disappeared as I wasn't watching them! Can you demand some cash from your white atm buffalo?
  17. But the Russians are winning got 6 more villages yesterday! 😳😂😁😓😳😂😁
  18. Ban the pot, Not the plant! https://emea01.safelinks.protection.outlook.com/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fsgdbs6pn.r.eu-west-1.awstrack.me%2FL0%2Fhttps%3A%2F%2Faseannow.com%2Ftopic%2F1327016-jobless-man-fatally-strikes-friend-with-potted-plant%2F%2F1%2F0102018f66240cc4-3d9b8089-001d-4a7f-8e2c-656bcf390815-000000%2FRX5qop2XvFwcn-sjjcj0ceblGeM%3D373&data=05|02||3d23f739b6384fe4e89508dc717bd844|84df9e7fe9f640afb435aaaaaaaaaaaa|1|0|638510023932750001|Unknown|TWFpbGZsb3d8eyJWIjoiMC4wLjAwMDAiLCJQIjoiV2luMzIiLCJBTiI6Ik1haWwiLCJXVCI6Mn0%3D|0|||&sdata=KezuEsOU%2Bj0teixcg9sHXvzm7EfO84eC6PDYm50SkgY%3D&reserved=0
  19. Good job this wouldn't of happened if we only had EV,s and he had been drinking until 4 am!
  20. If he has one of those fat white Wales Named Karen YES!
  21. My father inlaw would be turning in grave,legal not legal , he Had a 5 acre patch growing it up in the hills around kan, He didn't get done for the weed, But got done for a murder, death by drowning of a woman,
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