cowellandrew

The chainsaw massacre happened out side my mums bedroom widow, next door neighbor I have currently made £300,000 With my banksy portrait!

To thai authorities I am going to try that chat line on my thai wife, do you want to try yoga? Not filmed in Thailand, Looking for a camera man person he, she,it

Because its difficult to smoke alcohol! 😁🐒

Great idea are you stoned? So you fall off your motorbike end up in hospital, you dont smoke tobacco, or weed end up in bed next to guy doing a bong every 10 minutes!

With current weather I imagine there is lots of hot dogs in Thailand! I hope my dog named trouble is being well behaved!

And I wonder how much sewage the carrier group just dumped in the sea in there recent visit!

Yum yum 10 year old rice with bugs and sand & a few rodent droppings! 😂😁😂😁

Hi is this Noi hows the weather in pattaya I've got a small problem all the buffaloes have disappeared as I wasn't watching them! Can you demand some cash from your white atm buffalo?

But the Russians are winning got 6 more villages yesterday! 😳😂😁😓😳😂😁

Ban the pot, Not the plant! https://emea01.safelinks.protection.outlook.com/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fsgdbs6pn.r.eu-west-1.awstrack.me%2FL0%2Fhttps%3A%2F%2Faseannow.com%2Ftopic%2F1327016-jobless-man-fatally-strikes-friend-with-potted-plant%2F%2F1%2F0102018f66240cc4-3d9b8089-001d-4a7f-8e2c-656bcf390815-000000%2FRX5qop2XvFwcn-sjjcj0ceblGeM%3D373&data=05|02||3d23f739b6384fe4e89508dc717bd844|84df9e7fe9f640afb435aaaaaaaaaaaa|1|0|638510023932750001|Unknown|TWFpbGZsb3d8eyJWIjoiMC4wLjAwMDAiLCJQIjoiV2luMzIiLCJBTiI6Ik1haWwiLCJXVCI6Mn0%3D|0|||&sdata=KezuEsOU%2Bj0teixcg9sHXvzm7EfO84eC6PDYm50SkgY%3D&reserved=0

Good job this wouldn't of happened if we only had EV,s and he had been drinking until 4 am!

If he has one of those fat white Wales Named Karen YES!

My father inlaw would be turning in grave,legal not legal , he Had a 5 acre patch growing it up in the hills around kan, He didn't get done for the weed, But got done for a murder, death by drowning of a woman,

Ok long story shorten, I've had a few of these thai bank accs Went to local branch krung thai bank Kanchanaburi to open new acc, fat controller bank manager female said no can do, Ok went to pattaya as you do, Opened bank account in minutes! No problems, Went back to the kanchanaburi branch as you do to pay money In. As I danced around the bank for 15 minutes With my gold krung thai card from pattaya I think she felt pretty stupid that day ! 😂

No!😂😂😂

We have a few bellends in uk most found fame during the covid scamdemic, Thailand has a few I just laugh!

Ahh 555 who who fly BA? 😁😂

Ah it's only the seats, Wait until its engines, or tyres! 😂

He his dropping in from Burma!

I think I saw them in Pattaya from the FliRT group!

Because it's better than going to blackpool! 😂

You have to hand it to the beach road lady boys! 🤔😁😂

How unluck is this poor guy could have been sent to Ukraine in a T90 tomb, but no Arrested with a mushroom in Thailand!

Oh good lord I will stick with long tail boats, speed boats, ferries, oh no they all keep sinking!

Ah meth and rice porridge = trouble! 😂🤔